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[mastahcheese]

Those are non-playable, as are dragons.

But both might still come up.

[Xantalos]

And the innumerable magma serpents I spawned, if anyone digs deep enough.

[mastahcheese]

Yeah, the gods get their own stuff.

So GreatWrymGold can call in dragons, Kj1225 can call in... Something or another, he'd likely work more through his followers than through his own means. Remuthra can't use his Space Hats, because they are on the moon, but he gains control of anyone who goes insane, so his presence will be widespread rather than localized, unless a riot breaks out. And Xantalos has his own nefarious ways that have been discussed via PM.

[Remuthra]

Protest favoritism towards Gia-dwelling races in Roll to Washington.

[mastahcheese]

Well, look on the bright side, when Gia is inevitable annihilated, anyone who was smart enough to build a space ship will likely go to the moon since planet flabort is so far away, and then you will have total control.

[BFEL]

Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.

[mastahcheese]

((You can send PM to gods if that's what you mean. If you're trying to get some sort of in-game benefit from it, then you can either ask them to post their response in the thread, or via PM, or just let me give you whatever.

You can still do that, you just reminded me that I never clarified it.

In other news, world creation is going along ok, I've got the base terrain drawn, and I'm working on the core buildings right now, but I can't decide on how I want the workshops to look, so I went ahead and made the farms and barracks. Working on stables, now.))

[Xantalos]

Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.

((...What did you want to ask him?))

[BFEL]

Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.

((...What did you want to ask him?))

((I have a proposition for him, and while I'm confident he will find it interesting and hopefully accept, I am also confident its delivery is hilarious and that everyone should see it, at least from an OOC perspective. ))

[Xantalos]

Mortal. What do you contact me for?

[flabort]

If I'm not dead and my artifact/living booze is destroyed, I think my guy might tantrum. Or go insane.

Also, don't forget, planet flabort is making star destroyers to invade with. 

[Xantalos]

If I'm not dead and my artifact/living booze is destroyed, I think my guy might tantrum. Or go insane.

((Or both.))

[mastahcheese]

If I'm not dead and my artifact/living booze is destroyed, I think my guy might tantrum. Or go insane.

Also, don't forget, planet flabort is making star destroyers to invade with. 

Yes, I haven't forgot.

And your booze is an artifact, in this game, not even a cave in can destroy it.
But insanity is always a possibility.

[BFEL]

Mortal. What do you contact me for?

Dorf!BFEL grabs a mans wig from the cart, places it atop his power armor helmet and slicks the hair back.

"Xantalos, baby, Lord of the Void, Tormentor of Innocents and Defiler of all that is good and wholesome! How would YOU like to be the absolute, unquestionably most worshipped, and thus most powerful, god on all of Gia?? Because I can make that happen baby!*

With just a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Naming me to be the Prophet of your most DEVIOUS will (as well as any powers that come with such a position of course) I can assure you EIGHTY COPIES of "The Book of Xantalos" by next month!**

This GRUESOME tome will comprise of all the stories that show the people that Xantalos is king!
Part Bible, Part Necronomicon, and Part Biography, this tract of purest EEEEVVVVVILLLLL will be the first AND THUS THE BEST religious scripture on the planet. Bound exclusively in leather boiled right off the hides of living creatures, and WRITTEN IN BLOOD, BY BLOOD. Specifically BLOODSPAWNS! These mindlessly loyal servants will toil ENDLESSLY to produce these texts and then will toil EVEN MORE ENDLESSLY to distribute them door to door in your honor!

By my projections, within the span of a year**, you will be the most popular personality on the ENTIRE PLANET. And you know what that means! More worshippers means more sacrifices, and more souls sent screaming to entertain you on lonely nights in the void. As noted previously all this costs you is a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Prophethood!
ORDER NOW, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED.

_{*-Results not guaranteed.
**-Projections are based on no solid evidence whatsoever.}

((Note: "baby" in this context is the endearment, I'm not actually suggesting you are a infant. Think "slick movie agent"
Also note that how he conveyed asterisks into spoken conversation is beyond my knowledge, it just happened.))

[mastahcheese]

(Oh, good lord.)