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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 631609 times)

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1710 on: September 11, 2013, 02:00:26 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 06:12:26 am
Quote from: Dansmithers on September 11, 2013, 04:12:36 am
"And now you're all wet!"
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.
Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.

Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.

Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.
"sorry. I can't get the golden stuff home without a wagon. Unless you're offering a golden wagon. And the awesome ale.
Holy Shi - PUT MY GUARD BACK RIGHT NOW! OR ELSE!"
Grab a crossbow from back of wagon. Point at the flying wizard. If threat proves ineffective, open fire on wizard. Order crossbow-armed guard to do the same..
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1711 on: September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm »
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1712 on: September 11, 2013, 02:36:58 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger
Schrödinger's Vitamin Pills.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1713 on: September 11, 2013, 02:51:29 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1714 on: September 11, 2013, 03:48:09 pm »
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 02:51:29 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1715 on: September 11, 2013, 04:04:33 pm »
Form an Elven settlement.

Meanwhile, in Hippie Tree Town...
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1716 on: September 11, 2013, 04:13:46 pm »
Grab mah friend and get on the other side of that second ladder.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1717 on: September 11, 2013, 05:55:38 pm »
Sigh. Bugger.
Spawn as a Battlemage of Force. These mages are specially trained for frontline combat, and wear armor and a mace designed to channel magic. Their magical capabilities revolve around pushing and pulling things, from yanking out someones intestines from their mouth, to pinching blood vessels shut. Location: Near battle. Do not participate in battle. Watch. If attacked, crush their lungs from the inside. MAGIC!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1718 on: September 11, 2013, 06:04:27 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 03:48:09 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 02:51:29 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger
Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.
I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1719 on: September 11, 2013, 06:06:53 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2013, 06:04:27 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 03:48:09 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 02:51:29 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger
Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.
I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!
Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1720 on: September 11, 2013, 06:09:34 pm »
...Stupid tyops.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1721 on: September 11, 2013, 06:09:50 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 11, 2013, 06:06:53 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2013, 06:04:27 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 03:48:09 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 02:51:29 pm
Quote from: BFEL on September 11, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
Quote from: squidgen on September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Schrodinger
Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.
I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!
Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!
GreatWyrm's Drakonzy Boyz.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1722 on: September 11, 2013, 06:37:47 pm »
Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?
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Quote from: squidgen on September 09, 2013, 07:01:00 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1723 on: September 11, 2013, 06:43:05 pm »
Quote from: wolfchild on September 11, 2013, 06:37:47 pm
Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?
You are no Dragon Priest! You don't even have the mask! :P
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1724 on: September 11, 2013, 06:43:18 pm »
If anything tavik will listen to me, As I'm helping him in the combat. I will preach the ways of the KJ, as he is my god (I am sun dragon, and I am GWG's servant as well)
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