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[BFEL]

"And now you're all wet!"
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.

Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.

Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.

Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.

[Coolrune206]

Blind the enemy with the power of the sun

[BunnyBob77]

Reveal that this entire time I've secretly been concealing a jetpack I invented.  Take out the jetpack, fly up, and mine the adamantium.

[kj1225]

Start by making the inside of it much larger than the outside. Then go out and tell the town that the mutant is dead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm trying to get the update done because I will be gone for the next two days, so I'm trying to give this to you all so you don't go crazy while I'm not here waiting for an update.

You're just provoking the crazy, you know.

Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.

Ahem. You don't trespass on a wizard capable of turning your lower legs to gold and dumping you in a river.
We call it the "Golden Shoes" treatment.

Offer much golden stuffs for it.

You're not planning to sell my stuff without asking, are you?


"You'd expect someone to have told me about this. Well, let's see what the problem is..."
Create the Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible, a vehicle capable of constantly refreshing the air inside of it and floating or sinking as required. It has weapons and armor, specifically Giant Golden Guns and thick gold plating.
If successful, pilot the G.G-U-O-A.S. down through the flood of unusually viscous water.

[killerhellhound]

((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))

[squidgen]

Sensing trouble at the Mountainhomes, control the strands of beard that I may or may not have left there, and order them to seal off the lower caverns where the snakes are. But make it water-passable.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))

((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))

[squidgen]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

[Tomcost]

Oh, fuck,

Go back and aquire biomass

[Elephant Parade]

Ride siege engine towards Mountainhomes.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Try to convert the humans to KJism, if one of the fighting sides does, and the other does not, join that side

Aid action.

[Dorsidwarf]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Death has some yummy fruit bowls.

[Glloyd]

Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom!

[Tavik Toth]

Attack from both sides and behind now!