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[squidgen]

*looks back at pictures*

Waitwaitwaitwait. It looks like the best course of action is to... DO NOTHING. (Except get to higher ground. And the giant cork is probably a good idea.) The water will wash the mantle snakes back into the magma, it will cool, and we get two brand new obsidian snake statues.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!

[Elephant Parade]

Suggestion games or roll to sig games?

RTDs.

[Powder Miner]

Keep on marching to get FABLED ORE OF OLD!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Just you wait...by the time you find that ore and return, a certain wizard will probably have flooded the market with gold.

"Oh, gold ore? Stick it in this gold trashcan."

[squidgen]

Just you wait...by the time you find that ore and return, a certain wizard will probably have flooded the market with gold.

"Oh, gold ore? Stick it in this gold trashcan."

Something tells me this ore will be... Blue

[BFEL]

*looks back at pictures*

Waitwaitwaitwait. It looks like the best course of action is to... DO NOTHING. (Except get to higher ground. And the giant cork is probably a good idea.) The water will wash the mantle snakes back into the magma, it will cool, and we get two brand new obsidian snake statues.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!

That's the general plan.
Although the plan still needs something to stop the water afterward. Thus the cork. And the foreclosure.

No one told the wizard about the flood. He's a Gold Wizard, not an Omniscience Wizard.

And yet he sensed that his homeowner status was in danger. So I suppose he is only a Nigh-Omniscient Wizard?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Or he ran out of things to do and decided to start preparing for potential threats. Hence why the biggest gun would be on the outside of the Gurdwara, useless against the Magma Worms.

[BFEL]

Or he ran out of things to do and decided to start preparing for potential threats. Hence why the biggest gun would be on the outside of the Gurdwara, useless against the Magma Worms.

And naturally foreclosure was top of the list of "threats"
Your wizard is a terrible person, not paying his magic bill and then shooting at the auditor. SHAME ON YOU! 

[GreatWyrmGold]

I was thinking more of "elephants" or "other invaders". Especially as the auditor would be entering through the hatch at the bottom. And as his action would also be giving the auditor a gun of his own.

And if you don't give him stuff to do...he finds stuff to do on his own.

[squidgen]

Wow, the amount of siggable material in this thread is quickly reaching dangerous levels. TAKE COVER, THE SIGSPLOTION IS COMING!

[Dorsidwarf]

Wow, the amount of siggable material in this thread is quickly reaching dangerous levels. TAKE COVER, THE SIGSPLOTION IS COMING!

Reactor shielding failing captain! Hull breaches on decks seven and nine!

[kj1225]

Whatever happened to Kj1225's concubine? Also did the whole of the Lamia civ die or what?

[BFEL]

Whatever happened to Kj1225's concubine? Also did the whole of the Lamia civ die or what?

1: That was disgusting and horrible and we all wanted it to go away and it did.

2: Maybe. They won't be missed.

[Xantalos]

Wait, the god had a concubine? I missed that bit.

[kj1225]

I think he did.

Edit:  It was the last thing he did before he got the restraining order.