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[Scionox]

Continue activating the ?artifact?

[killerhellhound]

Stomp and curse and tell my companion "This doesn't happen to me normally" Then portal to the mountain homes

[Dorsidwarf]

Quick MSpaint here.

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[Tomcost]

Wobble my guts friendly at the elf, then look with suspicion at the horde of crundles

[wolfchild]

Dorisdorf, that is fantastic

[killerhellhound]

Dorisdorf, that is fantastic

That sort of skill is why I love the internet and well people in general.

[Remuthra]

Establish a base camp.

[TopHat]

Climb out of the hole, dragging the gold thing with me if possible.

[Dorsidwarf]

thanks wolfchild and killerhellhound!

[squidgen]

Tell my crundles to not kill the floating guts, and then look to see if they have hands that can use tools. If they do, continue to travel and teach them to use tools. If not, grant them the gift of opposable thumbs, with my beard.

[Coolrune206]

Oh well. Summon a blast of light to figure where I am, then fly over to the human settlement. Make no move to attack.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That is an impressive drawing and I wonder why more people haven't emmigrated to the fort.

Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the dwarves.
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress.

Also, create the Golden Gate Bridge, a gold bridge with a gate on it to get across that nasty hole.

[Powder Miner]

Ask if they've seen any fabled ores of old.

[BunnyBob77]

Mumble angrily and return to the world of the living for vengeance

[Tavik Toth]

Build a wall. Then advance human technology.