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[killerhellhound]

Also, thanks.

No problem you put alot of effort in this forum I hope others can notice it as well

You really don't need to feed his ego even more.

He earned it

[GreatWyrmGold]

Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.

I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.

Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?

Count the not's. He admitted to pissing me off.

Um...no.
I was attempting to convey how much I wasn't pissing you off, not implying anything with double negatives.

You said what you said, even if you didn't mean it.

[BFEL]

You said what you said, even if you didn't mean it.

So I GLAORUHOEIUHOGIJULM<CH:LEILAIIITHHH

[Remuthra]

Fine, create a batter tower in the EXPLOSIONS dimension.

[flabort]

Make a crude axe out of stone and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.
Someone should get on cutting wood?

[Xantalos]

*post reserved*

[mastahcheese]

Make a crude axe out of stone and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.
Someone should get on cutting wood?

Why in the heck are you making an axe out of stone?

THERE ARE TWO OF THEM ON THE WAGON!!!

*post reserved*

....Just why?

What is wrong with you people?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Average Bay12ers.

[Xantalos]

Camping trip.

[Remuthra]

This is the Bay 12 FGRP section. Reason has no place here.

[flabort]

Make a crude axe out of stone and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.
Someone should get on cutting wood?

Why in the heck are you making an axe out of stone?

THERE ARE TWO OF THEM ON THE WAGON!!!

Cuz I didn't see any.  Sure, just skip that part of the action, then.

[Lukeinator]

Spawn in the mountain homes as Tony Stark.

[mastahcheese]

Having commanded the shackles, explore up the hill and the mountain.

Bandage up the hand and head up to the top left.

Attempt to work out issues with the Aseaheru. Preferably before being crushed to death by Elephants.
Failing that, give Aseaheru the crazy eye. Should probably do that last part no matter what happens actually

Help the deep-digging dwarf by mining some of those gems.

Dig even more, looking for adamantine.

Point out to BFEL that I was simply trying to keep us all alive, etc. then if released dig a ditch infront of the traps and build a bridge across.

Attempt to listen to surroundings by inserting my beard into cracks in the rock. Also continue farming

Make a crude axe out of stone Obtain Axe and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.

(3) You find that the hill is still traversable without having to summon a ladder, and walk up it.
(5) You try to head to the top-left, but find that you lack the ability to fly. So you follow the wizard, patching up your hand.
(2) You find it hard to talk in your armor, and your crazy eyes just don't have much effect.
(1) You strike the rock! But your pick is made of powder, and crumbles before your eyes!
(3) You keep on chugging away at that rock, you have discovered a massive underground cavern! (1) You fall down and hit your head on the cavern floor! You fall unconscious!
(5) You dig a ditch and build a retracting drawbridge across. Ha! That ought to show 'em.
(2) Your Beard magic is non-existent, so you watch the mushrooms grow. Exciting.
(5) You make a nice pile of chairs and tables. Lovely.

Noticing the falling debris I teleport over to the source of the explosion and look for any that still live and clues as to what caused it

Fine, create a batter tower in the EXPLOSIONS dimension.

(1) You attempt to portal your self over, but can't seem to swat away that buzzing mosquito.
(2) You try to create a batter tower, but can't find the explosions realm.

Again!

(1) You head is throbbing with the anguish of one thousand caged mermaids. You have no idea as to why.

Blow up debris with LAZORZ, continue flying. If possible, find a volcano.

Keep flying and searching for stuff

(6) You blast Lasorz all over the place! You make huge leaps on your flight!
(5) You follow your comrade through the now clear debris field, and watch as it vanishes into the sea below.
You both wish that the gods had made this section of sea more interesting to look at.

Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me. (+2 bonus)

(5+2=7!) You rally the greatest stampede known to life! Which isn't all that hard, seeing as how the world is so young, but it will certainly go in some sort of history book.

Spawn in the mountain homes as Tony Stark.

(1) You spawn in Gia's mantle, and are subsequently consumed by a wandering mantle snake.



The Dragons are almost there!
The Elephant are almost there!

Spoiler: The Age of Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Creatures (click to show/hide)

Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon

Spoiler: Races (click to show/hide)

Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 4 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First

Spoiler: Civilizations (click to show/hide)

Unnamed Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Unnamed Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House

Spoiler: Wonders (click to show/hide)

The Towers of Trail: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

 
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard

Spoiler: Technology (click to show/hide)

Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Healthy Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Heavily Bruised, Unconscious Mountain Homes
Gamerlord - Healthy Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Wizards (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Wizard's Island
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Healthy Explosions Wizard's Island

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers On Trek to Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow On Trek to Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Others (click to show/hide)

Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Healthy Leader of Stampede On Trek to Mountain Homes
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Depths of the World

[Remuthra]

Just explode a random other realm, creating a realm of explosions. Create my batter tower inside.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...I see them coming. Problems."

Create a Gold Guardian, a massive golden statue that guards a location. Set it at the fortress entrance.