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[blademan9999]

YEs

[exodius1]

Any new developments?

[moleman]

(Yeah my reign has sort of been boring as im pretty sure everything in the entire world is pretty horrified by shake cloistered.)

Journal sometime after i forgot how to count

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Considering my the unfortunate circumstances surrounding the lack of anything to actually do i have resorted to more extravagant things including a diet of pure whale eggs. Sadly we ran out a week ago so iv had to entertain myself at watching petty animals attack. Things got more boring so i decided things would be better in my tomb and i have tried multiple suicide attempts all failed

ON A BRIGHTER NOTE




To prevent the gods from having revenge upon us from what some call cheating and to prevent arnok from spilling our blood (which would actually be more interesting) the coin debt was paid with more than extra. I suspect though the coins all have potatoes printed on them as a way of saying FUCK YOU because that guy must really be tired of minting out coins. Also i made a road.. go me.

And attempting my suicide was harder than i thought only lost a leg.

[moleman]

I have no clue on to why.

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http://i.imgur.com/wajEJbP.png
But hes executed

Also

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http://i.imgur.com/Zm1TrsY.png

Probably the last its 24th obsidian

[moleman]

The end of the uneventful reign of the lazyexecutioner.
The fortress is still pretty stocked on food and drink and shiny stuff.
The military have just pretty much polished their weaponry.
There may be a ton of furniture may have been my doing.
And enough coins to fill the pyramids with.
If you see the blood stains around convenient little holes dont ask.
Oh and Moleman is pretty much refusing to walk as of now so i dont think he will last much longer and sorry Bsnott im really not sure as to why you were recommend to EXECUTION. Pretty sure my rule was not that harsh.
TADA

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http://i.imgur.com/ppkYbo3.png

https://mega.co.nz/#!8BMiHLQL!bO7gKxINRyFsznN79QgR6hzJb-pU_QRmWtJZbf9kKfE

[exodius1]

REVENGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, FROM BEYoND TIME AND SPACE AS WELL I GUESS!

Just Kidding^^

[Octobomb]

I probably won't be able to play til' weekend, but until then... strike the Earth!

[exodius1]

I just hope bith ending will be equally impressive^^ I mean second person will have a lot of weight to pull, and seeing how it goes over at 1.5 I know that second Person will be me^^

[PkGamer]

Can I be put on the list?

[bsnott]

Can I be put on the list?

You're on.

[exodius1]

Oh hello there, Fresh Blood! Welcome to Insanity!^^

[PkGamer]

Didnt have time until now to download save but lets get started.

You people know whats insane?The fact I have no idea on how to manage the miltia......But prepare for dwarves to fall and die while farming is abandoned and the dwarves work on my great burial chamber......And my great statues....of me...Duh...


(Oh just a question.Can I use a texture pack or will it screw everything up???Its Ironhand 0.73)

[PkGamer]

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Date: ??/Granite/141

Well here we go....Another try at getting me killed.Why do they always want to kill me?I am handsome,rich,powerful and....About to get much richer!!!
The fools thought they could force me to work?At a fortress?Where the dwarves probably only eat mushrooms?Well I say let them!
My plan is simple!Try and double the worth of the fortress!!!Or even triple it!!!How does one do that with a pile of stone and dwarves???
Easy!So easy!Create loads and loads of rooms.And smooth them and engrave them!!!Make every one stinking dwarve (except farmers etc...Duh noone wants to die) a stone worker.Couldnt be simpler!!!Also by making a great chamber for myself....(I told the dwarves its going to be for the King or whatever...And they bought it!)

So time to get started
And the evil part ....Let the former overseers join in the engraving!!!Its for efficiency of course...The faster the better.Every dwarve makes a difference.Well except me.I know absolutely nothing about stone so I would be of no use.Yes its better for my to watch and order them about!!!

(Note to self:Selecting the entire map for smoothing doesnt work very well and results in a really bad lagspike....)
Artistic sketches:

http://prntscr.com/1suuqz        -Some of the engraving recruits

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Sorry my dear dwarves but I hope to write more but suddenly everything got frozen when I issued the command about smoothing!!!I feel evil powers are at work!!!
(Sorry but cant post anymore because of the lagspike....I might have to go back to the previous save if it doesnt unlag?.Until then I'm posting this)
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Its a miracle!!!I can move again!And issue commands again!
What a tantrum!!!In my fortress?!
http://prntscr.com/1suwpw   -Some dwarves dont take kindly to a change of job?

And in case you kind folks are wondering:
http://prntscr.com/1suy92    -My chambers in progress.The room at the very top of the sketch is going to be my burial site.The halls will have pillars as you can see in my beautiful masterpiece of a sketch.

Note to self:DONT EVERY SELECT THE WHOLE MAP FOR SMOOTHING.Thats right loads of lag now and stuff but once they the dwarves are finished it will probably be all great.....I hope...
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Now what kind of leader only cares for himself???Not me ofcourse!
Im creating a great housing project to house all the dwarves that will come here in the future! Two x one sized rooms!!!Thats right!!!Smoothed floors and walls!!!Great stone doors...And best of all...Great wooden beds!!!Isnt it great?!?!

Note to self: Stop overusing question and exclaimation marks.And stop waving your hands around while you read this to yourself.Its not these people will see and hear this great speech....Its just another crummy diary journal.


(Edit:Everything unfroze....5 secs after I posted...Ugh do i hate dwarf fortress for this)

[exodius1]

I did not modify the raws but no idea about others.

Also can you post your Thoughts and Preferences Screen so i can try to include you into Shakecloistered 1.5^^

Edit: We already have houses, i think under F4.

Oh and 1.5 is Here, if you want to take a looksy that is^^

[PkGamer]

Right oh and I want homes close to the new work area:
Heres a peak:
http://prntscr.com/1sv5tj

Ill post the other stuff later but I have to go now.Ill be back tomorrow.