Guess what.
I have another fort to manage, and this one looks even worse than usual. Ash littered over the ground (although the trees seem to be alright), dead goblins on the doorstep, dead dogs next to them. They even put a name tag on the body! “Letariicati” it says. Ah, more dogs, alive ones this time! Well we at least have enough guard dogs. But, what are you doing here with your pups? Get out of here yu scurfy dogs! AND STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME YOU STUPID DWARFS!!
And where is my office? What?! No idée you say!
Well, then I’ll take this office of some random planter. Why does he even have an office? He’s a planter!
Oh, am I the planter? I didn’t even know I could plant. Well, you learn something new every day.
AND STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!! I WILL BUILD YOUR STUPID GRAVEYARD.
And why is there a random giant mushroom in front of my office? Chop it down!
And throw your tantrum somewhere else!
Pff, finally some rest in my office. Can’t I have a single second of rest in here!!??? What? A child killed someone? What a loser was that poor dwarf, losing against a child. But fine, I’ll convict him.
Some time later….
Wow, that’s one loud kid. Let’s block of the door and never speak about it.
Kidding.
What’s the matter with these kids by the way? All of them are or VERY angry or completely nuts or they are completely depressed! I hate this place already.
Some more time later. Why did anyone place cage traps? Now im getting spammed with dwarfs: WHERE IS THE CAGE? Because some stupid crow men ran into them.
With all these tantrums im going to build a little mine fort, just for safety…. GET HIM DOGS, HUNT THE SKULKING FILTH DOWN, THE SCURFY DOG! AND NO IM NOT TALKING TO THE DOGS!
Everybody seems happy EXCEPT the kids. Says something about the youngsters of these days.
octobomb: No beekeepers to be seen, most of the unhappy peeps are kids, thet are just puching eachother non-stop.
And this is going VERY slow. Played for an hour and im ALMOST out of the FIRST month. ( 30 FPS)
Im going to try to improve it.
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