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Let's Play CK2: The Vikings of Ireland
« on: June 13, 2013, 10:13:25 am »

With the release of The Old Gods DLC for Crusader Kings 2, a lot of new and interesting mechanics have come into play - including looting and pillaging!  The new start date of 867AD offers excellent opportunities as well, so I figured this would be an excellent time to start a new game.  As usual for a CK2 game we're beginning in Ireland, with a slight twist - an Irish native converted to the cult of Thor.  Let's get ready to raid!



Chapter 0: Taking Stock

Olafr the White, sea-king of the vikings, crowned himself King of Dublin in 853.  The court skalds would record him having two sons and a daughter in this time, but in truth he had three.  His youngest son Aed, illegitimate even by the standards of concubinage, was raised Irish by his mother but adhering to the gods of his father.  In 867, when the sons of Hairy-Breeches wrought vengeance upon England, Aed rose up and slew his father, half-brothers and sister, seizing the throne for himself in a brutal act of familicide.

A deformed hunchback, Aed had been consigned to Godihood as might befit one of his accursed status.  He had thus spent much of his life studying with the skalds and learning the sagas, resulting in a bright and well-rounded (if somewhat begrudging) young man.


But look at that beard.  You can't hate a man with a beard like that.

As an Irishman among Norsemen, Aed remained a social outcast to all but the local Seer, himself of Irish descent and a childhood friend of Aed's, though even Seer Ardgar felt revulsion at Aed's patricide.  That said, Olafr's council was extremely competent save the Seer that Ardgar replaced, so for reasons of pragmatism Aed kept them aboard.  He quickly named the influential Mayor Eilif of Dublin the kingdom's Lawspeaker and his personal cupbearer, honours that kept the extremely dangerous Eilif at bay.  Although his involvement might never be proved, Eilif's failure to prevent the death of Olafr was significant and the honours he received thereafter were likely not coincidence.  Neither was Eilif's immediate departure to Miklagard (or Constantinople) as an emissary.  It seemed that Aed preferred his most dangerous allies far from his person.




Not that it mattered.  Eilif died two years later of pneumonia.  In the Mediterranean.  Must have been all that Byzantine cooking.

Ath Cliath, olafr's seat and now Aed's, was by later standards a walled wooden keep atop a mound.  By the standards of Ireland in 867 however, it was a relatively strong fortification.  Only the neighbouring castle of Clones in Oriel managed to outshine it, though it paled by the standards of European forts.  The local culture of Dublin was also distinctly backwards compared to the rest of Ireland.  The burghers and farmers had fled when Olafr had arrived, and though the local Norsemen were certainly capable shipwrights they were woefully behind the times.


Homey.  Or homely, at any rate.  On the other hand, it actually has walls.  Dromahair at this point is a cluster of huts around a stable.

Finally, and most precariously for Aed, Olafr had been a vassal to King Ivar the Boneless, son of Ragnar Lodbrok and current master of an army of some twelve thousand Norsemen.  Aed had inherited his father's vassalage and would be forced to tread carefully around his liege lord if he sought to achieve anything of worth in his life.


I don't know how he got the name "the Boneless", but considering his siblings had to settle for "Whiteshirt" and "Snake-in-the-Eye", I'm guessing this was the brother you didn't mess with.

And worth Aed did seek to achieve.  Sixteen years old, a bastard and a hunchback, an Irishman amongst Norsemen and a scholar instead of a fighter, Aed had to prove his worth to the whole world.  So naturally he took the route any young Norseman (or at least adherent of Thor) might choose; he became a Viking.


Chapter 1: Raiders and a Lost Ark

Aed raised a warband of over four hundred Norsemen and a handful of Irish captains to serve as his raiding party.  Rather than immediately taking to sea, Aed began pillaging the local countryside of his neighbours, starting with nearby Leinster.  Although the fort of Leighlin and its treasury was too well garrisoned to breach, Aed's raiders were still able to pillage the homesteads and villages of the county over the course of winter, stealing livestock and valuables worth some thirteen pounds of silver.


Nearly four hundred and fifty brave men, stout of heart and straight of limb, ready to engage in a bloodthirsty campaign of rape, murder and theft.  The stuff of heroes.

Most of the loot actually went into Aed's failed efforts to woo local Irish ladies, seeking out one of potential intellect to serve as a bride.  In the end, Aed settled on an unusually attractive if perhaps less than brilliant local wife, Lairsifona.  Songs of the time suggest that his primary attraction to her was based on her 'huge tracts of land', though there may have been a mistranslation there.  Given how much she hated her husband, it was certainly Lairsifona's main attraction to Aed.

[There were no Norse-Norse or Irish-Norse ladies with suitable positive hereditary traits to marry, so I ended up burning through about 40 pounds just 'introducing debutantes' until I finally got one that might produce decent heirs.  I would have preferred a Quick or Genius wife, but Attractive does for now.  We can spend more money like water when we're richer.

Incidentally, while Aed's hunchback produces a -5 relations penalty with male vassals, it makes for a whopping -30 with all women.  He is one ugly son of a king.]



Not put off by the rape, murder and theft, but a hunch?  Gods, no!  Can't be doing with that!

The castle of Dromahair in Breifne proved decidedly less well reinforced than that of Leighlin.  Aed spent over a year besieging the castle and other holdings in the province, sacking them and looting them for everything they were worth.  Although perhaps less productive than a sea-borne raid might have been, nearly a hundred pounds of silver in loot was taken from the unfortunate Earl of Breifne.  The venture was successful enough that Aed attempted to repeat the performance in Kildare, a raid that would take until April 680 when he would discover that the church at St Brigit was too well defended to siege and abandoned the attempt.


You remember what I said about a cluster of huts around a stable?  Yeah.

In March 869, Aed saw the birth of his first child, Eua.  While Eua lacked her mother's looks, she had been fortunate enough to survive her father's deformity.  Aed took this as a sign of a blessing by the gods and sacrificed several animals in their names.  Having little desire to honour his father, Eua saw the birth of Aed's own dynasty of mac Aed - quite literally the line 'of Aed'.


Aed mac Aed - Inventive Dynasty Names since 867!  Still, compares favourably to Harold Godwin's Son.

While looting the fort of Knockaulin in Kildare, Aed's vikings pulled a strange chest bearing a knot-engraving and a complex lock from the rubble.  Although Aed was unable to open the lock, the chest was transported back to Ath Cliath for the attention of a future locksmith, where it lay mouldering in a corner and forgotten for years.


They tried to store the ark in a crate bearing the mark of the blood eagle, but the eagle burned away in the night.

869 also saw Aed's first battle, which took place in late June at Armagh after he mistimed the arrival of his raiders and ended up meeting the Earl of Oriel's troops directly in the field.  Although a clumsy commander at first, Aed quickly developed a knack for leading huscarls and other heavy troops in the field and drove through to victory with his men.



King Ivar of Sudreyar, Aed's liege, had by 870 completed his invasions of Lothian and East Anglia, expanding his demesne significantly.  In celebration, he held a Blot to which Aed was invited and attended.  The celebration proved short-lived, however, as soon enough Ivar was dragged into two wars, the first a holy war by the King of Wessex for East Anglia and the second a subjugation attempt by Ivar's brother Halfdan against the Jyllander holdings in England (formerly Mercia).






Aed mac Aed: Loyal Vassal of the Year

With his liege fighting a two-front war and over four hundred pounds of silver in his hoard, Aed found himself in the perfect position to begin carving out his own destiny as a free king.
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 11:51:35 pm »

Nice!  Three cheers for future king Aed of Aed!

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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 03:27:04 pm »

Ae! Ae! Ave!

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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 06:12:36 pm »

Chapter 2: Rebellion

During the late 800s, Britain and Ireland were an extremely unstable pair of islands, at least compared to the continent.  Feuding was commonplace, to say nothing of the constant raids by Aed and his ilk.  Such a dangerous environment gave rise to dangerous men, often in large amounts, and those without lords to serve were inclined to sell their services to the highest bidder instead.  With a vast treasury of Irish loot, Aed held the position of highest bidder.  He gathered together over four thousand Irishmen and Scots, paying them their own looted possessions back for their service.  The cost was prohibitive, and the support temporary, but it would suffice well enough to oppose Ivar.

By December 871, King Ivar had already moved the bulk of his army of near 4,000 men into Northumberland (now Jorvik) to begin besieging his brother.  Wessex and Halfdan both had already invaded Jyllander England and everything was set up for a frustrating three-way struggle for Mercia.  Aed found himself deciding whether to strike at Ivar's armies in the field before they could fully assemble, or to head straight to the capital of Sudreyar in the Inse Gall.  Deciding that he would be unable to catch Ivar's armies in time, he sent the mercenaries ahead to the capital.  The journey by foot and smallship took some four months, as Aed lacked the ships to carry all four thousand direct.  Instead he remained in Ireland looting his neighbours, only joining the main army once it had arrived at its destination.


Those two armies to the south, preying on the corpse of Mercia, are Jorvik and Wessex respectively.  It doesn't end well for them, but it's a welcome distraction to Ivar, who if left unopposed will happily crown himself King of Scotland.

On 22nd March, 872, Aed of Dublin demanded his independence from King Ivar the Boneless and invaded Inse Gall.  The messenger sent returned in three pieces, and all communication ceased between the two.  Since the mercenary army outnumbered the defenders of the castle of Finlaggen nearly ten to one, Aed ordered a full assault on the castle, which fell within a fortnight.  The Temple of Iona followed suit soon after, by which time Ivar's full army had returned to Inse Gall to address the rebel insurgency.  Aed arrived in person via longship to deal with the threat, only for Ivar to pull his forces back in an attempt to rejoin them with a smaller force of five hundred in Argyll rather than face the undesirable conditions of a crossing to Inse Gall.  Aed was forced to redeploy his forces to a less desirable position.


Not Pictured: Ivar's extreme indecision complex.

However, as soon as he reboarded his longships, Ivar returned to try and retake Inse Gall.  Taking inspiration from his enemy's choices, Aed decided to try upon a feint instead; he concealed his longships in coves throughout the islands, pretending to have returned to Ireland to raid once more.  The feint succeeded and Ivar's men arrived at the shores of Iona in time to be assaulted by nearly a thousand archers from the rocks above.  The initial barrage was successful in breaking Ivar's weaker right flank, who fled almost immediately.  The strategy only started to come apart when melee was joined and the decidedly slothful Irish mercenary commander hesitated instead of joining the attack, leaving the Scots main body to face a devastating berserker charge to the flank from the Boneless' huscarls.  Mercifully the main Sudreyar column broke, leaving Ivar's own flank to be dealt with alone.


Victory is assured!

Or so they thought.  Half way through the battle, reinforcements landed on Ivar's side, bringing the fight back to full urgency and giving Ivan's berserkers another chance to avoid direct confrontation.  The resurging flank was too much and the column broke under the pressure, leaving the unprepared Irish mercenaries to face the Boneless alone.  The weaker Irish flank, mostly consisting of archers and light infantry, was unable to stand up to the Sudreyar attack and broke first against Ivar's superior leadership and arms.  The grand army of Dublin was chased from Inse Gall like a pack of dogs.


Victory is- damn it.

Although Ivar won the battle of Iona, his victory was a Pyhrric one.  Most of his army had been comprised of adventurers remaining from his invasions of Lothian and East Anglia.  His actual levy was relatively weak, and unlike the mercenary army of the Dubliners his men could not easily be replaced.  Humiliating as the defeat was, it could still play into Aed's hands for as long as he could continue to afford his army.

Ivar did not pursue the Dubliner army, instead opting to free his occupied holdings in Inse Gall.  Aed therefore took the opportunity to carouse through the rest of Scotland, torching Sudreyar holdings wherever he found them.  The two armies did not engage in battle again until February 873, where they met on the field at Edinburgh.  Fortunately for the mercenaries and their largely lightly equipped army, they were able to whittle down much of the Sudreyan force through skirmishing and bowshot before the main battle was joined.  when the melee began, the Dubliner force had a two-to-one advantage and were able to combine a fierce Scots melee charge with co-ordinated volleys from the Irish archers.

The attack managed to utterly crush Ivar's forces before the king could respond with one of his devastating berserker charges, resulting in the first clear victory for Aed in the war.  The success at Edinburgh went a good way toward wiping out the shame of the earlier loss at Iona and building up Aed's reputation as a warlord.



The Dubliner army pursued the remnants of the Sudreyan army to Dunbar where Sygtrygg Ivarsson, heir to the throne of Sudreyar and Ivar's son (appropriately), was captured.  This, combined with Aed's return to Inse Gall and the repeated sacking of Ivar's capital, was enough to broker a peace.  In exchange for the return of his son, Ivar acknowledged Aed's independence and the freedom of the Dubliners as a people.  As of the 17th August 873, Dublin was a free county.


Nothing ends a war better than capturing the opponent's son, save capturing the opponent proper.  Just a shame we couldn't save him for the Blot.


Chapter Three: Aggressive Expansion

Aed celebrated the success of his war in the traditional way; by sleeping with someone other than his wife.  Having been four years since Eua was born, Aed had begun to have serious doubts about his attractive young wife's fertility.  Aed desperately desired a son to carry on his reign, and a rather bright young woman by the name of Gyda had come to his attention in a foreign court.  He arranged to take her on as a concubine, at least until she produced him a suitable heir.  Lairsifona's opinions on the matter are not recorded, but given concubinage was considered acceptable at the time she presumably at least put up with the other woman if she did not welcome her.


Lazy, overly chatty and actually half-celibate.  Aed sure knows how to pick 'em.

On completion of his war of independence, Aed still possessed nearly a hundred pounds of silver in his treasury, enough to keep his mercenaries in pay for at least another year.  Not one to waste an opportunity, Aed immediately began the process of expanding his demesne and, not coincidentally, putting paid to the influx of Catholicism on the Emerald Isle.  He declared war on the boy-Earl Cinaed of Leinster in January 874 and met their armies in the field at Ferns soon after.  The battle was clearly one-sided and made besieging the castle of Leighlin that much easier.  Sieges stretched out the war for the remainder of the year, but the Earl's surrender was accepted by year's end.



Not one to rest on his laurels (and keenly aware of the limitations of his hoard), Aed immediately declared war on the Earl of Ormond.  The current Earl, Dub-da-Crich, had only recently ascended to the throne by virtue of forcibly removing the previous occupant.  As a claimant of the throne, he had raised an army of adventurers and returned to seize it by force, ousting the former Earl.  The remnants of his army remained, which amongst other things meant that Aed's men would actually have to fight a real battle.  The armies met at Waterford in Ormond, but the mercenary army had a numerical advantage and vastly more archers, allowing them to gain a crucial early advantage in the battle.



Or at least, one would assume.  A series of tactical blunders by the mercenary captains resulted in an astounding loss on the part of Dublin, one that would take expensive months to recover.  A second battle would eventually be won at Wexford in May, one led by Aed himself to ensure victory.

September 875 would see the birth of Aed's son, Aed, through his concubine Gyda.  Although not as brilliant as Aed had hoped for, young Aed was at least male and not deformed, which was suitable enough for his father's purposes.  To avoid risking the succession with further male heirs, however, Gyda was immediately put aside from her concubinage duties and abandoned with a small pension.

[Avoiding a dispute of succession is very, very important as a pagan.  Pagans are restricted to gavelkind succession, arguably the most frustrating if not the worst succession form - while on the one hand you can manage expanded territory, on the other hand your lands are carved up piecemeal upon your death between all legitimate heirs.  The best way to avoid this?  Only have one legitimate heir.]


A potentially disappointing heir, but at least he isn't a hunchback.  Education might do well for him, though.

876 continued quietly for Aed, mostly consisting of besieging Ormond, however on no less than four occasions did he receive correspondence from his spymistress, currently resident in Miklagard, offering information on the various advancements of the Byzantines.  With her help, Aed was able to accurately plan for improvements in the development of Ath Cliath and Dublin, as well as laying down a formal code of law by which disputes were judged.  New metalworking techniques for the production of chainmail were implemented and the first reforms in the organisation of Aed's personal guard and huscarls was seen, giving rise to what would eventually be a professional personal regiment for the king.

Ormond finally fell toward the end of 876, at which point Aed faced a choice as to whether to continue the use of mercenaries in his rampage.  Although the sack of Ormond had restored some of his treasury, the continual drain on his hoard was a source of some dread.  Perhaps fortunately, his enemies had thinned out the numbers of the sellswords, limiting the amount he had to pay, but the threat of a mercenary invasion still loomed if he got caught out.  For now, Aed decided to continue but use his loyal retainers to loot neighbouring provinces on the side.  He therefore declared war on Thomond as well.  This war proved short and uneventful, ending in February 877 with Aed now controlling a significant portion of the Emerald Isle.




A reasonable claim, if not wholly accurate.  Note that all of Aed's personal holdings are coastal.  Shipyards are very worthwhile, and eventually we might have a vassal build trade posts upon them, increasing their value significantly.

877 and 878 saw a temporary halt to Aed's expansion as he returned to his Viking roots and once again began accruing large amounts of wealth from his immediate neighbours.  He spent a certain amount of this time bringing his two children with him, particularly the rather adventurous young Eua who would often climb high buildings and trees.  A local skald composed a saga about Aed's rise to power and throwing off the shackles of King Ivar, pleasing Aed greatly and improving his standing - if somewhat expanding his boastfulness as well.


The mac Aed family chronicles largely consist of violence and daredevil parkour.  Much like that of the Auditores.

In 879, following a lengthy raid of the continent, Aed returned to Dublin with holds full of Francian cloth and glassware, steel, silver and thralls.  He immediately began spending it like water, hiring craftsmen to improve his throne room in the palace at Ath Cliath and purchasing exotic and extravagant gifts for his vassals and bondsmen.  As winter drew to a close, he summoned his most important subjects and emissaries from the surrounding kingdoms to Ath Cliath and there declared himself king, not merely of Dublin, but of all the south of Ireland.  Flattered by gifts and impressed by his power, his claim was acknowledged by enough to become fact.



In celebration, Aed laid waste to the earldom of Desmond.  The scouring took the better part of a year, but produced two very desireable outcomes; first, the capture of the Earl of Desmond's son - quite apart from his value as a hostage, young Cennetig had the potential to fulfil Aed's dreams of piety.  Second, Aed came upon an axe of a strange design, marked with the same knot symbol in the chest he had taken from Knockaulin ten years before and made of the same strange metal.  Aed found the new axe to be lighter and sharper than the fine steel one he had been used to, so he took it up as his own blade and carried it with him until the day he eventually died, when it was buried with him in his barrow.

Following the sack, one of Aed's old retainers, Thorsteinn, came to his king to pay final homage.  He announced his intention to leave the court in search of a realm of his own, having gathered together a band of adventurers who sought glory as he did.  Aed gave his blessing and Thorsteinn departed on his way.  Aed would later learn that Thorsteinn had taken his host to the African coast and attempted to carve out a holding in Algers.  He had been unsuccessful and was imprisoned by the local Emir.  Thorsteinn was eventually banished and retreated to the isle of Mann, where he raised a runestone in testament to his failure.

[Although you can potentially get more money more quickly by moving around and only looting the 'cream' of provinces (the unguarded wealth), sacking holdings is the only way to prompt events like the +2 axe.

Oh, and Thorsteinn absolutely raised a runestone.  I think he did it while commander of his 'host', but I felt it worked better as a sort of eternal mark of shame rather than hubris.]





Luck didn't serve him, which is a shame because a Norse Algiers would have been fantastic.

Aed could not remain content for long with the south of Ireland alone.  In 880 he began a campaign to unify the landlocked heartlands of the Emerald Isle under his blood-stained banner.  A brief battle at Gowrie put paid to the armies of Ossory, who surrendered in mid-881.  Aed actually spent a year razing the holdings of the Earl of Kildare to the ground before declaring war and laying siege to the ruins.  Aed took the heirs of the Earl captive in the siege, bringing the total of infant prisoners in the dungeons of Ath Cliath to three, though the boy was released when Earl Kildare surrendered.


These children will live long, productive and free lives.

Perhaps due to Aed's apparent mercy, but more likely due to his efforts to purge Catholicism from the land (Leinster had already taken up the cults of Thor and Freyr in preference to the Pope and his Dead God) Aed became known as something of a paragon of virtue among Irish Norsemen; brave, pious and utterly ruthless to the God-worshippers.

Alarmingly, he also proved decidedly fertile.  The supposedly barren Queen Lairsifona announced her pregnancy in later 884, pleasing and alarming the King at once.  The appearance of a second male heir could ruin his plans.

Aed's first child, Eua, came of age in 885.  Like her father she had been a keen student of the skalds and possessed a deep and abiding love both for the sagas and the natural world.  Eua nic Aed mac Aed was responsible for pushing many of the technological reforms in Dublin, including the expansion and development of Ath Cliath and the implementation of new fortifications and an expanded shipyard.

Eua was swiftly wedded to a new arrival at court, a much older Norseman by the name of Gandalfr who had displayed a prodigious talent for diplomacy.  He possessed great strength and virility for his advanced age, and his marriage to Eua was most likely a design on Aed's part to create a powerful cadet branch of the family to serve his male heirs.


Sure he's 39 years your senior, but they say he's hung like a horse!

Aed went on to sack Briefne, capturing the Countess and one of the Earl's lackeys.  He ransomed the lackey (but not the Countess) at the end of the year in exchange for the county, completing his dominion of the inner island.  To Aed's great relief, Lairsifona gave birth to a healthy baby girl and not a succession threat as Aed had feared.  Pleased by the prospect of another safe cadet branch, Aed welcomed young Dervorgilla with open arms and a warm heart.

With the conquest of central island complete, Aed once again expended much of his treasury on gifts and honours, declaring himself Jarl of Tara and the middle counties.



King Aed, desiring further gold and glory and sated for the moment with territorial conquest, began questing out further and further abroad with raiding parties larger than he had ever before attempted to employ.  After another year at sea, Aed returned in January 887 with a fleet full of treasure.  Yet again, Aed summoned his vassals and neighbours to Ath Cliath for feasting and gifts.

This time, there was more than a petty kingdom at stake.  The longhall at Ath Cliath had been expanded, with new walls of stone and decked out with stolen statues and artwork from the Franks.  Several holy oaks had been planted in a grove around the hall, with one enormous oak uprooted and replanted with great care in the central court, spaces saved around it for runestones and sacrifices.  The simple wooden chair of the Jarl had been replaced with a granite throne, draped in rich tapestries, and when Aed greeted his people he did not do so in his mail but in a robe of stolen Frisian silk cut with ermine and a crown of bronze and gold set with a single looted sapphire the size of a man's thumb.

By the grace of the Thunderer and the wisdom of Odin, Aed proclaimed himself King of the Emerald Isle, and none dared refute his claim.


It's good to be king.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 07:08:37 pm »

Hail to the king!
Norse Ireland? I look forward to a norse Britain!
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 07:27:22 pm »

Definitely going to follow this one, definitely well written. And you wouldn't happen to read Cracked articles, would you? The chuckle-worthy picture captions definitely remind me of theirs.
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2013, 07:33:39 pm »

Hail to the King!

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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 11:11:26 am »

Hail to the King!
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 04:43:40 pm »

A chest made of an unknown metal? Steel was known during this period.

Or is this supposed to be Oricalcum?
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 05:53:55 pm »

A chest made of an unknown metal? Steel was known during this period.

Or is this supposed to be Oricalcum?
Did you understand the axe at least  ::) ?
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 05:58:16 pm »

A chest made of an unknown metal? Steel was known during this period.

Or is this supposed to be Oricalcum?
Did you understand the axe at least  ::) ?

Indeed Nordic Runes. Must be one of the true runes that Odin saw while hanging from the World Tree that was etched into an axe.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 06:01:33 pm »

I got the axe, but not the coffer.
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2013, 10:39:00 pm »

Chapter Four: Ireland (Almost) United

Aed's very first act as High King was to broaden the codified series of laws he had established in Dublin over the whole of his governed territory in Ireland.  The laws had the effect of making him supreme commander of Ireland's armies, asserting the Crown as the source of all power (and therefore titles) and establishing a basic minimum levy from vassals.  While subjects never enjoy having their freedoms curtailed, Aed's vassals agreed that the provisions were for the best and in any case Aed physically administered a majority of the realm himself anyway, allowing him to implement laws without noble assent.  Taxes on feudal vassals were also raised as a result, which admittedly led to far more grumbling.



In celebration of his assent, Aed held a great Blot in honour of the gods.  Many of the vassals Aed had inherited from conquest were staunch Catholics, opting to pay gold to be exempted from the celebration.  A notable exception was Bishop Cennetig, who objected on moral grounds, claiming it a sin to contribute any money at all.  On his way home from the ceremony Bishop Cennetig very nearly met an unfortunate end in a mysterious conflagration of manure, but discovered the pit just in time.  He kept his mouth shut about his Blessed Virgin for a while after that.  Interestingly, Cennetig survived several unfortunate accidents before being finally shot to death in mid-887 by a very obvious brigade of archers.

On an entirely coincidental note, mid-887 saw the formation of the first Royal Company, a brigade of Irish archers calling themselves the Goosefeathers.

The prisoners Aed had taken, some almost a decade before, were finally brought into the air for one last time.  Beneath the falling snow, each one was taken to the great oak in the central courtyard and hanged upon its boughs.



With the blessings of the gods given, it was time to bring the rest of Ireland under Irish-Norse rule.  Although Aed could well have opted to declare war on each individual earl of Ireland piecemeal and slowly conquer them that war, Aed felt it necessary to make a point to his subjects by conquering the whole of the remaining half of Ireland in one fell swoop.  At the end of the Great Blot, Aed sent out messengers to all six remaining free Earls of Ireland, informing them politely that they were about to be laid low and their lands seized for the glory of a united Ireland.  He also sent them matching decorative fruit baskets.

The other reasoning is that it is more interesting from a viewer perspective.  Big, risky wars are more entertaining than small, sure conquests, after all!


Ireland united... against Aed.


Disposition of enemy forces.  Notice the dark, shadowed fog of war over Ulster?  Our blindness there will not come back to bite us in the near future.  Not at all.

The total combined force of free Irish soldiers amounted to some 2400 men, matching Aed's own army.  As, for reasons of honour, Aed could not declare war while his levies were raised, a mad race ensued to regroup his army at Kildare before the Irish Earls could bring their forces to bear against him in a single bloc.

"...The next best [strategy] is to disrupt his alliances..." tends to be mistranslated as 'to prevent the juncture of his forces'.  However, the latter certainly still applies.  Because the Free Counts were unable to prevent the gathering of Aed's forces, and because they did not convene at once while they gathered their own strength, Aed was able to march the bulk of his force into Connacht and butcher the defenders at an advantage of five to one.



Shortly after the Battle of Galway, Aed commissioned a runestone raised to commemorate the deeds he had achieved in becoming King of Ireland.  The stone was placed by the great oak in Ath Cliath, one of many still to come.


Aed, son of none.  If you don't have parents to honour, it isn't narcissistic to blow your own trumpet instead!

When the Free Earls did finally unite in action, they failed to do so in co-ordination.  As a result only half of their remaining forces were gathered together at Cavan when the King's army met them there; the remaining armies were still trying to siege the disparate provinces of Aed's demesne.  The battle was a victory as anticipated and prisoners were taken for the next Blot in nine years' time.

By the time the forces of the Kings of Cornwall and Deheubarth arrived (allies of two of the Earls by blood), the native forces had largely been crushed.  The two kings joined forces as capable strategists would, but they attempted to assault Ath Cliath in the process.  During Aed's reign, the castle had been upgraded to the limit of what the locals were capable of, and although it was far from impregnable the local Norse populace had little love for Christians.  The Allied army starved as it sieged, until it was weak enough that Aed once more had a clear advantage over them.


Note the little skull by the armies.  That means an army is suffering from attrition as a result of insufficient food and poor conditions.  These armies totalled 2500 when they landed in Ireland.  Normally attrition doesn't kick in until an army is in the tens of thousands, but Pagan provinces have vastly lower attrition thresholds for non-Pagans who try to pass through or besiege them.  This is not a permanent feature; with sufficient Military Organisation technology, Christians learn to bring food with them instead of trying to forage and don't suffer the penalty any longer.

The ensuing battle at Mellifont was the closest of any fought thus far in the War of Union, but even a 25% advantage can make the difference in a fight.  On the other hand, the King of Deheubarth was a prodigious commander even if his two lieutenants were average at best.  Aed's strategy for the battle hinged on being able to break the two Allied flanks before their King could punch a hole in the Irish centre.

In fact, the exact opposite happened, with the Welsh centre whittled down in skirmishes and the Irish flanks both charging at the Welsh.  Despite some losses on the right flank due to an unexpectedly effective Welsh tactic (opposing the Irish charge with presented pikes) the battle proved a success and the Welsh were routed and then hunted down.



The good news of the battle was marred only by the alarming report that the 38-year-old Queen Lairsifona was once again pregnant.  The threat of a succession war troubled Aed greatly, a frustration which he mostly took out on the Irishmen not under his rule.  The rage left Aed more exposed than usual, and he took a Connacht-man's spear to the shoulder in a moment of fury.  To add insult to injury, Aed learned that a vassal of King Ivar of Sudreyar had, in the interim, already seized Dublin before Aed could intervene.  Another war would soon be on the horizon.

In June 889, Aed's dreads came true.  A second son, Conn, was born.


Fate really, really isn't smiling on me at this point.

It was about this point that the north of Ireland devolved into a perilous clusterfuck.  Every minor lord who could rustle together an army declared a war of conquest on one of the states, resulting in several thousand independent forces arriving to take advantage of the chaos.  Aed, already seriously stressed, took a step back from the chaos and focused his armies on Tyrconnell, leaving the lesser lords to duke it out independently.

As if this were not enough, a peasant revolt broke out in Thomond, demanding a return to Catholicism.  The revolt was, as might be expected, thoroughly crushed.  Peasants turned out to make inferior troops to battle-hardened vikings, as their leader discovered to his detriment.  He was captured and held prisoner for the next Blot.

Toward the end of 890, as Aed's frustrations mounted, he managed to capture the king of Cornwall in battle.  Although Cornwall was not a major party in any of the ongoing wars, he was certainly eligible to pay a very large ransom.


My first peasant revolt.  Rebels were revamped with the Old Gods, and it looks like if they win the leader becomes an independent count of the region.  Said leader suffers a permanent (and significant) diplomacy malus for being an upjumped peasant, but at this point they do become a playable character.  That might make for an interesting dynasty start.

The ransom allowed Aed to hire the mercenaries necessary for the largest battle of the conflict yet; that of Armagh, against 3300 Derbentian soldiers.  It would have been a magnificent conflict, had the Earl of Oriel not immediately surrendered, giving up his county to Sudreyar.  The Irish soldiers left the field, robbed of victory once again by Ivar the Boneless.


IVAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
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Re: Let's Play CK2: The Vikings of Ireland
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2013, 11:42:05 pm »

If you capture a small duchy elsewhere and give it to your second son, he won't bother your succession any longer.

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Re: Let's Play CK2: The Vikings of Ireland
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2013, 11:47:28 pm »

If you capture a small duchy elsewhere and give it to your second son, he won't bother your succession any longer.

Heh.  I really... really... didn't take this route, as the next couple of updates will illustrate.  Perhaps I should have.
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