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[StLeibowitz]

I... I just.. No. Don't say a word, Saint. Just don't say a word. I don't want to know why we have trousers as our symbol and why you called it The Tunnel of Cloisters. Just shut up.

I am performing the gods' work. Amen, trading brothers.

Amen.

[Monitor Lisard]

A woodcrafter trhows a tantrum! Why?! Aren't everyone happy under my reign?
Oh, he hit an animal caretaker who's been smelting hematite and feels better. And wants to attend a meeting with me. Well well... Lisard, what about jailing him for a few months?

Hey, how could that be "no criminals" if I point you one? What? Fist fight and throwing things ain't a crime, it's a traditional contest?
Oookay, next time I'll set a traditional contest at 'Lizard's"...

"Firstly, do we have any chains suitable for justise, eh? Secondly, clues aren't gonna gather themselves, buddy.

Next time, I'll shoot those brawlers in the knees."

[TheDarkStar]

Since you still say players wanted, I'll sign up for a turn.

[callisto8413]

I had a Dwarf that witnessed a crime and in this stats, it said 'Reporting a Crime' just like any other labor.  But he never did.  I assume it can get irrupted by the need to drink, eat, or even being blocked by something or some animal.

"Oh no!  That person hit that person!  I better report it!  I better go to the sheriff.  Going to the sheriff, going to the sheriff.  Hey, I'm hungry.  Going to the dining room, going to the dining room.  Hmmm..Dwarf Ale Biscuit!  Nom-nom-nom.   Now...what was I doing?  Oh yes, hauling!"

[peregarrett]

16th Galena
Wren woman set off the stone trap and got a boulder in the guts. Now we have vomiting wren woman that ocasionnaly drops unconscious.
This makes surface syndrome even worse.
And Vutok Boltdragons, legendary leatherworker, who got enough of sun, wren men, undead badgers that ambush from the forest throws a tantrum and punches a clothier in the guts. Now we have vomiting dwarf INSIDE.

19th Galena
Sneaky goblin thief tried to get in, but set off the stone trap. More over, Lisard was loading that trap that was set off by wren woman, in a single step for goblin.
Now Lisard slowly punctiones goblin, limb by limb. Right arm, left arm, leg=ft leg, right leg... that's gonna take a while.

Oops. That thief was just a vanguard - an ambush of macemen shows up! Poor Lisard hasn't survived a mace in the head....

Our soldiers dealt with rest of that squad, with the cost of one recruit... but Dwarvinator discovered another one! Shit

And a carpenter turned berserk. These days are so funny.

25th Galena
Dwarvinator died, but gate is clear now. Archers covered our melee squad (actually, only Iden Lashscribes the speardwarf was on duty. Where others were? Dunno.) and Iden finished all of them. He got a pathetic title - Iden Lashscribes the Brand of Syrups. (That name reminded me to grow some sweetpods - for syrup and rum!). I think he deserves his own tomb.

Berserker carpenter is finished too. And someone has destroyed the inner gate bridge!!!

So, speaking short - we need new chief medic and captian of the guard. And I wonder who inherit "Lizard's"?
EDIT: and tantrum resulted in a few more deaths.

[Monitor Lisard]

"Welcome to Boatmurdered Merchantlusts, kid! Where traders' dreams come true traders die violently!"

Argembarger, Uristoteles, Monitor Lisard and Dwarvinator dwarves are dead. Saint, Bobnova and Peregar are still alive. I hope they will do better.

Can we redorf ourselves?

[peregarrett]

Sure thing! Put your dorf requirements here.

[Dwarvinator]

Dwarvinator, deceased.
The least I deserved for my shoddy reportage...(excuse goes here).
Did my corpse make it to the, ahem, discretely camouflaged tomb?

[Monitor Lisard]

Dorf me please as "Iguana Green", Lisard's brother, tough male dwarf. "Lizard's" may go him or to the Merchantlusts community itself, as he's too busy with fighting demonstration.

[peregarrett]

Yesterday I went half though tantrum spiral, but DF crashed at the end of autumn. Shit.
There were Funny evens such as - one-year child kills adults in tantrum, Saint deals with berserker by grabbing him by ear and throwing at the wall, a patient goes berserk and kills everyone at the hospital, and more of such madness. At the end most (if not all) named dwarves died, but I think the fortress survives anyway - Iden The Champion Speardwarf is the sanest person here,  he has no friends or family and is deadly effective against any berserker.

Will have to walk through it again. Hope it wil be at least as epic as before.

[callisto8413]

well, I look forward to making great reading material in my future reports as I fail.   

[TheDarkStar]

Dorf me please as a male dwarf "Random Migrant", preferably a migrant miner.

[peregarrett]

Real life takes me away from DF, so if someone wants to play now - here's the save from half of my turn: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7809
Tantrum spiral raises on, but you can rely on Iden The Speardwarf Champion.

In case no one grabs the save before my return on next week - I shall continue that.

[callisto8413]

Should I wait for him to finish or take it and run it for the rest of his turn and my turn?  I think it depends on what he means by 'next' week.

[peregarrett]

If you eager to play now - play it NOW! 
But try to save my dorf, plz.