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[Eric Blank]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

Now now, who is to say I would militarise space?

Anyway, time to weaponise education. Could all students go line up by order of height up against that wall over there please...

Nobody militarizes space until I economize it.
You need to know what assets to be defending, after all!
And regarding military use of natural resources, I recommend focusing on diesel powered vehicles; it has a higher energy output per unit volume. And isn't water soluble. And we want to drink the booze so our mitochondria can burn it (or those components of it which we can metabolize), rather than letting some stupid mechanical engine burn up all our organic-certified calories.

And anything that can fit a nuclear reactor in it is getting one.

[Xantalos]

I call Minister of Eldritch Circumstances, Places, Artifacts and Beings. No one more qualified for the job.

I bet half the stuff your guys will be analyzing will be artefacts that YOU left behind.

Technically, yes. More than half, actually. But the concept of an SCP-like organization run by an edlritch abomination that made most of the artefacts they contain in the first place s just too good to not do.

guys for how long am i supposed to wait on this x it's lonely here

Shh, just wait. By my calculations, you should be succumbing to - ahem, finished - soon.

[MaximumZero]

MSH, since you can punch ships as well as non-ships, I take it you're overseer of everythng violence-related.

I4d like to be the useless, but well-paid head-of-state.

Ahem.

I am not yet/am no longer MSH, tenjooberrymush.

Also, I'm using the military as a corps of engineers. We're going to turn all the nuclear reactors into fusion reactors. Also, I'm conscripting everyone currently standing on an x.

[Eric Blank]

New plan for conquests: take over the Crozet Islands

Only one of them is inhabited. By a bunch of french eggheads, and penguins and other birds.

[Slayerhero90]

New plan for conquests: take over the Crozet Islands

Only one of them is inhabited. By a bunch of french eggheads, and penguins and other birds.

Now I know a bit about the existence of these islands and a whole lot more about van Karman vortexes.

[Sheb]

Actually we should take control of all those peri-polar islands (The Kerguelen too, an all those bits of rock), then do a mega project to halt the circumpolar current at will. Let's have a climate nuke as deterrent.

[shadenight123]

I created this after the idea of an RP

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=127074.msg4308758#new

it's more of a suggestion game, but I thought it would be funnier if a complete 'stranger' ended up in the madness of Bay12.

[sjm9876]

This has inspired me to consider a game in 2 parts whereby one half runs the 'dungeon' and the other the adventurers. Unfortunately i think the speed difference would be too great.

[mcclay]

The main battle tank variant we have shoots flaming, explosive babies and can fly.Xantalos help those who stand agianst us.

This okay MZ?

[sjm9876]

I think we need to do something about the random guy who just got washed up on our shores.

[Xantalos]

Ah, just wait for him to sneak on one of our trains that are really giant robot snakes.

[sjm9876]

But I want to experiment on him.

[Xantalos]

We have convicts for that! It's not like we're short of bodies.

[sjm9876]

You can never have enough bodies. NEVER. And anyway, you know the score. After we at the !!SCIENCE!! department are finished with them, you get them. Along with all the nice healthy mutagens. Nom.

[Cheesecake]

I suggest that the location of Bay12 should be Mexico. I wish to be elevated to the position of Mexican Ambassador of Moral Ethics and Wreslting.