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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2013, 01:15:58 pm »

I will take the humble position of head of the committee to nuke (Or otherwise attack) France
Forget, Spain, Germany & France.

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Luxembourg.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2013, 01:16:07 pm »

I will take the humble position of head of the committee to nuke (Or otherwise attack) France
why france? we arent germany....
I agree, France is okay. However, Spain on the other hand...
No, no, I say we bomb Israel!
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2013, 01:16:45 pm »

I will take the humble position of head of the committee to nuke (Or otherwise attack) France
why france? we arent germany....
I agree, France is okay. However, Spain on the other hand...
Spains got it good. Bullfighting. heck yes.
we should do bullfighting too but only instead of matadors we use stormtroopers and lazers.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2013, 01:17:18 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall
decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.

What will be the minimum legal age for eating food and wearing masks?

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2013, 01:19:48 pm »

I would take great care in ensuring a Clone Army of myself in charge of...
Internal Security
And to make sure nobody goes beyond the line.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2013, 01:20:44 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall
decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.

What will be the minimum legal age for eating food and wearing masks?
Negative square root of phi.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2013, 01:21:38 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.
Alcohol is a drug :P
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2013, 01:22:47 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.
Alcohol is a drug :P
The legal age of spotting consumable-based redundancies is infinity and you will be arrested.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2013, 01:23:47 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.
Alcohol is a drug :P
The legal age of spotting consumable-based redundancies is infinity and you will be arrested.

OO! oo! then we need some police! i volenteer to be the one and only ROBOBCOP!
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2013, 01:25:17 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.
Alcohol is a drug :P
The legal age of spotting consumable-based redundancies is infinity and you will be arrested.

OO! oo! then we need some police! i volenteer to be the one and only ROBOBCOP!
The Hunger Police are in charge of consumable-based crimes.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2013, 01:26:48 pm »

i still wanna be ROBOCOP... :c

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2013, 01:27:09 pm »

OO! oo! then we need some police! i volenteer to be the one and only ROBOBCOP!
{ You don't have enough !!SCIENCE!! for that!! D: }
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2013, 01:27:44 pm »

QUICK. NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2013, 01:28:11 pm »

OO! oo! then we need some police! i volenteer to be the one and only ROBOBCOP!
{ You don't have enough !!SCIENCE!! for that!! D: }
darn your right.. i guess we will just punish criminals by putting them in our maze....
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2013, 01:29:01 pm »

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall
decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.

What will be the minimum legal age for eating food and wearing masks?
Negative square root of phi.

Hmm. Since it's the negative square root of phi, and not the square root of negative phi, and presuming that the value of phi in this context is less than 81 months^2 and greater than zero...

...it will be legal for unborn babies in the womb to eat and wear masks.

Awesome.

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