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[Parsely]

OO! oo! then we need some police! i volenteer to be the one and only ROBOBCOP!

{ You don't have enough !!SCIENCE!! for that!! D: }

darn your right.. i guess we will just punish criminals by putting them in our maze....

Its a tiny little cheese maze. Unless you make it bigger. Mazes don't require science, just concrete.

[sjm9876]

I will volunteer as head of !!SCIENCE!! unless someone more qualified takes the position.

[Ameablable]

I wish to be Head of Department of Food, Drink, Drug, and Masks. (DFDDM) As such I shall
decide the laws, like how the legal drinking age will be seven. Maybe eight. Drug usage age will be sixteen.

What will be the minimum legal age for eating food and wearing masks?

Negative square root of phi.

Hmm. Since it's the negative square root of phi, and not the square root of negative phi, and presuming that the value of phi in this context is less than 81 months^2 and greater than zero...

...it will be legal for unborn babies in the womb to eat and wear masks.

Awesome.

hell with those numbers we can eat and wear masks as sperm.

[Parsely]

I will volunteer as head of !!SCIENCE!! unless someone more qualified takes the position.

{ sjm9876 uses !!SCIENCE!! to become overqualified at everything! Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!! }

[Slayerhero90]

I think we should use Dwarven as our national language. Except in my county where we speak Kestvoshorik.

[sjm9876]

I henceforth require funding to research Inter Continental Burning Magma.
Ideally, funding will take the form of criminals and volunteers, for both workforce and large sample size, to improve reliability.

[shadenight123]

If we're talking of funding, the Internal Security would benefit from top-of-the-line body armor and assault rifles. You never know when some...some strange non-bay12 enemy power might charge through in power-armor.

[miauw62]

This sounds somewhat like a second Bay 12 Space Program. Which is to say, it can only go right.

[Parsely]

This sounds somewhat like a second Bay 12 Space Program. Which is to say, it can only go right.

Precisely.

[Xantalos]

If we ever end up having a unique religion I'm happy to be the patron diety.

[mcclay]

I wish to command the tank core! We will drive over all those fuckers!

[sjm9876]

If we ever end up having a unique religion I'm happy to be the patron diety.

i can see it now.
A group of figures, many with flowing beards, huddle around the summit of an active volcano, apparently for warmth. a moment later, chanting begins, and a struggling kitten is brought to the pit. As the sacrifice is made, a dark shadow appears out of the depths, and the instant before the creature melts it is swallowed, by a horror indescribable.....

[Owlbread]

I would declare myself independent.

[shadenight123]

I would propose a law to grant genetic/biological testing available on humans who sign the appropriate forms, said forms should be available to all members of the Internal Security forces, so that 'misguided' individuals might find a new purpose within our noble country as 'human resources'.

...I just read what I wrote again.
Somehow, it feels terribly like a 1984 reference.

[Ameablable]

I would declare myself independent.

Illegal.