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[Xantalos]

I call Minister of Eldritch Circumstances, Places, Artifacts and Beings. No one more qualified for the job.

[misko27]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

[LordSlowpoke]

guys for how long am i supposed to wait on this x it's lonely here

[misko27]

guys for how long am i supposed to wait on this x it's lonely here

Shh there, back to the X.

[MonkeyHead]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

Now now, who is to say I would militarise space?

Anyway, time to weaponise education. Could all students go line up by order of height up against that wall over there please...

[FritzPL]

Military?

Yak cow watchtowers.
Crossbowdwarf SAM sites.


Also, I believe I found the best possible locations. Pick one.



http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/natural-disasters/4329314#slide-1

[misko27]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

Now now, who is to say I would militarise space?

Oh, if you aren't going to do that, that definitely not.

[sjm9876]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

Now now, who is to say I would militarise space?

Anyway, time to weaponise education. Could all students go line up by order of height up against that wall over there please...

I am prepared to offer you the role of head of extraterrestial endeavours of the !!SCIENCE!! department.

[Loud Whispers]

Dibs on sub-oceanic education.

[misko27]

I would like a job... possibly Minister of Education or Head of our Space agency.

Failing that, whatever is going that is suitable.

Take Education, our military sector is a tad bloated.

Now now, who is to say I would militarise space?

Anyway, time to weaponise education. Could all students go line up by order of height up against that wall over there please...

I am prepared to offer you the role of head of extraterrestial endeavours of the !!SCIENCE!! department.

Veto. Anyone who would not militarize space is Clearly not for the Job.


And no education means no more SCIENCE. And that is a big thing.


New Education minister, work together with the SCIENCE and the Wispers to gets the educations.

[sjm9876]

But we must be careful how we educate, or they will lose the ability to think autonomously! therefore i suggest that until the age of 10 all the childs autonomous achievements arte logged. If they have come up with the concept of imaginary numbers or more complex by this point without outside influence beyond normal schooling, they are immediately employed by the !!SCIENCE!! department with full facility access.

[Loud Whispers]

But we must be careful how we educate, or they will lose the ability to think autonomously!

MANDATORY AUTONOMOUS LESSONS WILL BE PROVIDED FROM THE AGE OF TWO.

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE COLLECTIVE MADE UP OF INDIVIDUALS.

[shadenight123]

Lessons for clones are genetically integrated while the clones are in the tanks.
A single lesson plan of "What is Bay12-approved and what is not" is all they need to fully operate.
The fact they have no clue on how to operate a 'official complaint device' is obviously non-consequential.

[Ameablable]

Skynet anyone?

[tahujdt]

I'm trying to remember the name of a Star Trek movie, the one where there is a team of scientists observing an isolated planet society without making themselves known. That gets blown to hell when a crazed Data, wearing an invisibility suit, runs around shooting people.
Can ya help me out?