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[Loud Whispers]

This is why Bay12 could never sustain a unified people. Backstabbers left and right. Now, if you excuse me, I've got corpses to loot.

Backstabbing is a good basis for an economy. We will be able to monetize the healthcare system and cash in on back-wound specialists.

[misko27]

This is why Bay12 could never sustain a unified people. Backstabbers left and right. Now, if you excuse me, I've got corpses to loot.

Backstabbing is a good basis for an economy. We will be able to monetize the healthcare system and cash in on back-wound specialists.

Depends on the back-stabbing. Mere Wounding won't help much, while Killing will only help the Funeral Industries, which are already working at maximium capacity given SCIENCE. So, someone needs to make a PSA on how to cripple people with the stabbing. God forbid someone stabs someone wrong and we don't get money.

[ragnarok97071]

This is why Bay12 could never sustain a unified people. Backstabbers left and right. Now, if you excuse me, I've got corpses to loot.

Backstabbing is a good basis for an economy. We will be able to monetize the healthcare system and cash in on back-wound specialists.

Depends on the back-stabbing. Mere Wounding won't help much, while Killing will only help the Funeral Industries, which are already working at maximium capacity given SCIENCE. So, someone needs to make a PSA on how to cripple people with the stabbing. God forbid someone stabs someone wrong and we don't get money.

No, no, no, no worries for the funeral system ^_^ I'll just take those bodies off your hands...

* ragnarok97071 has taken the SCIENCE bodies for experimentation!

[tahujdt]

Can I be appointed General to Invade Molossia?

[misko27]

Can I be appointed General to Invade Molossia?

Take it up with General MZ P. F.: Maximum Zero, Puncher of Faces

[Cheesecake]

Woah, this looks cool.

Can I be appointed as Supreme Overchef of Food and Agriculture?

[Slayerhero90]

Woah, this looks cool.

Can I be appointed as Supreme Overchef of Food and Agriculture?

I'm already the head of DFDDM.

[shadenight123]

I'm still waiting for appointment to Head of Internal Security...
But maybe it's all planned, since I have to remain in the shadows to strike at the enemies of our glorious nation!

[sjm9876]

I am prepared to offer cloned mammoths mounted with the signature weapons of our nation as a peace offering between us Shadenight123. Do you accept?

[Remuthra]

*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*

[Slayerhero90]

Come to Voshor county! Technically seceded but still part of Beytolva or whatever the fuck we decided to call the country! We will be blasting loud British music across all of our borders, even within our own country. Pay no heed to the corpses skewered on tree-like structures made of aluminium. Also, the food might have people in it.

[Xantalos]

*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*

Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.

[Remuthra]

*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*

Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.

Yay! Can I buy property now?

[Xantalos]

*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*

Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.

Yay! Can I buy property now?

Not my department. Sure, I guess.

[Remuthra]

*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*

Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.

Yay! Can I buy property now?

Not my department. Sure, I guess.

Alright.

The Bridger Emporium of Avians, Magic, and Classy Garments will open soon!