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Parsely

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What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« on: June 04, 2013, 12:04:00 pm »
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 12:07:59 pm »
Based on prominent posters in the community? We would be a secular socialist country with secondary parties of mostly libertarians and anarchists.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 12:09:04 pm »
In b4 people start allocating cabinet positions.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2013, 12:09:05 pm »
I'd put my snoutpunching skills to good use and establish authority. :3c
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2013, 12:13:27 pm »
Location?

Well I've always fancied the rural and mountainous parts of China, might chip off a bit of Russa while we're at it. Maybe Tibet, not sure if most people like high places.

Exports?

I'd say violent ideas and solutions. We'd be one big nation sized think tank tasked with finding the most creative and horrible ways to solve problems. Having problems with protests? Police isn't helping? Why, just load up cansiter shots and roll out the tanks! Anyone objects? Run them over with a tank!
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2013, 12:17:25 pm »
Wasn't there a consensus (back in the spaceprogram thread) that we would start an elephant farm and sell tusks and ivory stuff.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2013, 12:27:30 pm »
OP Updated.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2013, 12:29:12 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on June 04, 2013, 12:17:25 pm
Wasn't there a consensus (back in the spaceprogram thread) that we would start an elephant farm and sell tusks and ivory stuff.
IIRC it was agreed upon that we'd genetically modify elephants to be made out of ivory and harvest those.
I'd happily be a ... problem solver, military contractor, etc, for the country. You just have to promise something for me in return...[/faustianbargain]
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 12:32:04 pm »
We should regulate the birth of babies with a baby farm. and fill silo's with all the babies people have. if you want a baby you have to fill out a form of what you would like that baby to look like and we will give you the baby from the baby silo that applies.
with the babies that dont get claimed we will export them to countries in need.

solves a problem of population AND gives us an export.

Edit. i would like to be the dude that negotiates with other countries.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 12:36:13 pm »
Amea, besides Japan and its crazy-inverted population pyramid, I don't think there are that many countries in need of babies.

I think we should take over the shared industrial complex between NorKor and SouKor and slowly work our way up until we've annexed the entirety of North Korea.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 12:36:47 pm »
Baby clay jars?
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 12:39:01 pm »
OP updated. The military is comprised of one infantryman by the name of Xantolos, who is also the Head Problemsolver.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2013, 12:40:22 pm »
Since we're taking positions anyway, I want to be in charge of Nuclear power production*

*Nuclear power is best power.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2013, 12:40:29 pm »
I nominate myself for the position of Leader of the Opposition

If my party is ever elected to office, I will continue leading the opposition. I will simply switch parties.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 12:43:10 pm »
I'd like to take charge of the military. Anyone who objects can get punched in the face.
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