So, currently I'm under siege from both above, with a ton of goblins riding cave crocodiles, and below, with, at last count, 9 different forgotten beasts roaming the caverns. (They really don't matter much, it just adds to the extent of the siege.
Basically, I need to figure out something to do with this hoard of goblins at my doorstep (don't worry, they're blocked off by my rose gold bridges (I like to put the fancy metals to use, and since I'm currently buy out caravans with nothing but old clothing, I may as well make my place look pretty... right?).
My current population is 189 dwarves (That's a lot to keep in beds), and I have a full time military of 66 dwarves, ranging from complete noobs, to slightly experienced. Half wearing full bronze, the other half wearing nothing at all. (There's also about 120 dead dwarves too... forgotten beast accident, don't ask).
Currently, the plan is to keep living cut off from the surface (not that hard really, although I do want that next dwarven caravan to ship in some platinum and iron sometime soon) until I find something better to do. My next best plan is to swarm them with my ridiculously undertrained dwarves, and just hope like all hell that numbers will win the battle for me.
As you can tell, these aren't the best plans, so if anyone has something better, please help out
* Before anyone asks, no magma