I wake up in the morning, rested, but groggy. The coffee machine, cunningly prepared, is present and patient with its product heated nicely and waiting for me. I read the morning news as I drink. The mug is a clumsily made ceramic one depressingly without adornment. It does not menace with spikes of dingo leather. It will have to suffice.
As the final collections of brain cells in my head get their recuperative dose of caffeine, some malevolent force reaches through my skull and taps my brain. I look up, and the ! is there. Thankfully, I am already at my workstation and have no need of throwing someone out of it. The family has long since tired of this.
Now. What do I need? The vision in my head is quite clear. Traders, trudging unhappily through a godless, scorching desert. Fatigue. Hunger. Thirst. Misery. They crest another dune, and then they see. They see the labors of my vision. They see a field of green. Green of nothing living, but green of glass. Glass traps, frequent and scattered like life, but lurking dangerously with clusters of large serrated discs made of green glass. As they draw nearer, they are attacked by the smells. Fried chicken. Chicken, masterfully prepared with a saute of Plump Helmets and served on a bed of Quarry Bush leaves. Of legendary beers served in legendary green glass mugs that menace happily with green glass spikes.
I start Dwarf Fortress, and I begin. I choose my provisions carefully and embark.
A small hill would make for an ideal entrance, I think. I tunnel in and plan out where the depot will go, and where I will create a hollow to fill with chicken nest boxes.
My screen goes dark. My monitor turns off. Already I entertain the thought of stripping down and running about, gibbering. What is this madness? I reboot and try again. Again I'm not far along and the screen goes dark, and the monitor turns off. Fear consumes me.
I change the options. Compatibility mode, I think, though I would think DF would run better under Windows 8 than on older versions. More resources. Admin mode, compatibility mode. I try again. I site the first nest boxes and the screen goes dark and the monitor turns off. I reboot. I try a new compatibility mode. I'm making my first green glass serrated discs when the screen goes dark and the monitor turns off.
I have run out of options. Clearly, this is an issue with my machine and something with this game. I can play others without interruption. I have logged many an hour on Borderlands 2. But that is a world without green glass for me. There is no chicken.
I am out of ideas. I know not what to do next. Do I whack and reload, reinstalling everything? I have the time, but probably not the will. What if the issue remains, regardless? I know not the cause.
I ask you all for help. What can I do to better nail down this problem, to at least find the cause, that I might consider a fix?
I have a DXDIAG log available but cannot attach it. I will copy and paste and place in the next post.
~Whackers
I have no idea if I can help you, but the OP was so nicely made it deserves tribute:
Now this is a story all about how,
My strange mood dreamed made me a clown,
And I'd like to save my game
And think right there,
I'll type you how I became merchant of glorious chicken ware.
I claim several processors, computers acclaimed,
Typing ASCII, that's where I've mastered GUI's ablaze,
Spillin' out macros and taxing all thoughts
And all setting some boxes up for all I brought,
When a couple of bugs, doing what they would,
Started doing things I barely understood,
I got into one little crash and I got scared
I said I'll savescum it till I've got green glass chicken wares.
I whittled down some words and sent them to bay
12 the OP was spicy and a whack to be clear,
If anything I could say that this thread was rare
but I thought now, it'd be fixed by the year!
I woke up to some caffeine and I yelled to my family
THIS DESK'S MINE, GO AWAY, DON'T BE A HATER
Looked at my Fortress
It was finally there
Paved in green glass
With glorious fried chicken wares.