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[Funk]

Have our female minions dress in pointless sexy colour coordinated outfits.
put out an add for a lazergun

[Ultimuh]

put out an add for a lazergun

A lazergun which actually works!

[Terff]

You get Calvin to pick the lock
He succeeds but breaks his index finger in the process.

You take note of your surroundings

You see a fire hydrant

You see a flock of geese, upon the flock of geese is a swarm of fleas

You see a stop sign, upon the stop sign is a beetle.

You see a building, the building is abandoned.

You see a rock, upon the rock is a strange goo.

You dress up your females in normal sexy clothes
Your sexism level is now 1

You like the view


You also put an ad up for a functional LAZORgun, for educational purposes of course >_>
Your advertising level is now 4

[kj1225]

Have our female minions dress in practical colour coordinated outfits.
put out an add for a lazergun

Come on guys! Resist the urge and break the stereotype the same way we break our enemies!

[cheesemcmuffin88]

Have minions attempt to catch geese war geese must has war geese.

[Ultimuh]

Investigate our new HQ.
Plan ahead what our HQ might need, should be at least one throne room evil mastermind's office (Our office.).
A receational facility, barracks, mess hall (with kitchen) and possibly a workshop.
And also bathrooms, with showers.

[kj1225]

Find bulletproof armor to replace our minions current armor. Also can I be a rival villain? I really hate cliches.

[Terff]

Your minions gather geese to genetically engineer to become war geese
They return with 3 geese.

You take over the warehouse and make it the official HQ!
It is empty

The emptiness makes you want to start designing!

You get a basic design for your HQ.

Lana is acting strange...

[Terff]

Also can I be a rival villain? I really hate cliches.

Maybe, I'll have to think about it.  A rival may be interesting to have.

[cheesemcmuffin88]

Start breeding war geese. Have minions go get food so much food and buy a large aquarium and water purifier i want fishes.

[Ultimuh]

Keep an eye on Lana, if she tuirns into a mass-murdering alien and/or zombie, have her executed euthanized.

[Terff]

You want to start breeding war geese but you don't have the genetic modifier machine to do so...

You feel hungry

You steal gather a lot of food
Your stealing level is now 2

You buy some entertainment (aquarium) for your HQ

You feel tired

You go to sleep for the day

[Ultimuh]

Keep an eye on Lana, if she tuirns into a mass-murdering alien and/or zombie, have her executed euthanized.

[mastahcheese]

Have minions go get food so much food and buy a large aquarium and water purifier i want fishes.

Even better than an aquarium, set up hydroponics!

[cheesemcmuffin88]

Buy fish for the aquarium preferably some sort of cat fish i recommend we mak a flag for ourselves catfish and geese must be included on flag. Also go buy cots for the minions and maybe a kiddy pool because we want them to be happy.