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Author Topic: Ruling the World(the game!)  (Read 4367 times)

kj1225

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2013, 06:51:19 pm »

See if any of are minions are techies and if so ask them if they can hook us up to the internet with out being traceable. Buy or steal high end computer. Build a training room for are minions physical fitness buy bench press elliptical tread mill etc set up a training regimen for minions. Also get a fridge and a generator and stuff the fridge with deli meats and bread.
And a crucifix for everyone.
Also do something to gain a rival.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #61 on: May 29, 2013, 06:52:36 pm »

See if any of are minions are techies and if so ask them if they can hook us up to the internet with out being traceable. Buy or steal high end computer. Build a training room for are minions physical fitness buy bench press elliptical tread mill etc set up a training regimen for minions. Also get a fridge and a generator and stuff the fridge with deli meats and bread.
And a crucifix for everyone.
Also do something to gain a rival.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #62 on: May 29, 2013, 07:43:54 pm »

You steal obtain a good computer
Your stealing level is now 3

Your techies use the computer to find info on killing demons
You don't find much besides speculation but you hear that crucifixes work for making them back off...

You steal buy some crucifixes and a fridge, some food and a generator (an atmospherically safe one)
Your stealing level is now 4

You get some evil construction workers to build a weightlifting room for your soon-to-be buff minions
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 07:48:53 pm by Terff »
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #63 on: May 29, 2013, 07:50:42 pm »

Begin advertising for demon hunters.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #64 on: May 29, 2013, 07:55:06 pm »

See if there is an update on that lazer gun search.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #65 on: May 29, 2013, 08:01:56 pm »

You tell your minions to go out and look for some demon hunters while you check the advert for the LAZORgun
Christa and Luke stay while the others go and look

Ar the advert for the LAZORgun you see an address written on the bottom of the ad.
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2013, 08:02:06 pm »

Make a really good sign saying we pay $10 per life geese bring them to the sign at 10am every tuesday and thursday
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2013, 08:08:04 pm »

You use your fantastic computer to make a genetics modifying machine
Your programming level is now 1
Your engineering level is now 1

You realize you will need more geese to get this war geese thing started...

You make a masterwork quality sign for geese ($10 ea) with specific drop-off dates
Your advertising level is now ☼MASTERWORK☼
Your mastery level is now 1
« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 12:26:44 pm by Terff »
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2013, 08:09:51 pm »

Send a minion to go to the marked address.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2013, 08:11:27 pm »

Begin making war geese. Also a War geese containment unit
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« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2013, 08:17:07 pm »

send minion to steal, puppys and kittens so we can practice using our genetics modifying machine.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2013, 08:29:01 pm »

You practice your genetics modifying machine (GMM) on your cat
You now have a mutant war cat.
Your animal mutating level is now 1

You realize the potential!!

You begin mass mutating geese!
You now have 3 war geese.
Your animal mutating level is now 2

You make a zone to breed the geese to make moar!
Your breeding level is now 1
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2013, 08:30:53 pm »

Improve our breeding level with one of the minions!
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #73 on: May 29, 2013, 08:33:25 pm »

try mutating a minion as well
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #74 on: May 29, 2013, 08:35:32 pm »

You hear a knock on the door, you open the door and a man is standing in front of you... he says that he doesn't let other people interfere with his taking over the world... He claims that he will crush us if we don't back off and he runs off

You then test your genetics mutating on Mark
Mark is now an awesome mutant with giant claws, 2 horns, and a wing.

You send a minion to check the address for the LAZORgun
He returns with a water gun... what a phony
« Last Edit: June 01, 2013, 02:08:27 pm by Terff »
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes
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