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Author Topic: Ruling the World(the game!)  (Read 4360 times)

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2013, 08:50:05 pm »

Go get cat from old house, bring to HQ.

Recruit more minions.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2013, 07:25:32 am »

Recruit more minions then sneak in to the local nuclear power plant and steal radioactive stuff.
then use stuff to mutate geese in to SUPER ATOMIC WAR GEESE.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2013, 08:16:27 am »

You wake up
Calvin is dead on the floor.

You pimp out your aquarium.

You buy some illegal fish... and a 5 catfish

You get your cat and bring it to the HQ

You find an odd lump on the cat

You continue spying on Lana

You start recruiting more minions
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 08:32:32 am by Terff »
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Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2013, 12:59:35 pm »

Try to raise Calvin as a zombie.
Have our minions steal some more weapons.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2013, 01:30:28 pm »

Investigate cat lump. Go to the library and by books on laws.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2013, 01:36:43 pm »

Investigate Calvin, try to determine time and cause of death.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 03:47:17 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2013, 03:24:49 pm »

You investigate Calvin's death.
it isn't a natural death, he appears to be mutilated, it probably was about 2 hours ago.

Your investigation level is now 1

You recruit 4 more people
Their names are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

You tell your minions to steal some weapons
They come back with a large amount of automatic rifles and tons of ammo.

You feel like you may get caught being evil by the authorities.

You buy a book on law
It is titled "Law for the Evil"

You read the book

Your politics level is now 3.
Your law avoiding skill is now 1



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Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2013, 03:30:28 pm »

Change our name to Jesus and recruit a prostitute named Mary.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2013, 03:50:24 pm »

Change our name to Jesus and recruit a prostitute named Mary.
Change the names Jesus and Mary into something less cliché.
Afterall, we don't want our organization to appear too religious.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2013, 03:52:47 pm »

I'll refrain from changing our name but I will hire a prostitute.
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Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2013, 03:56:04 pm »

Ask Lana about her.. uhm.. recent activities.
And ask if she knows anything about Calvin's death.
Keep a gun hidden on you in case she turns aggressive.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2013, 04:02:21 pm »

Put some minions on guard duty.
hire some prostitutes.
Dispose of calvin's body.

if lana is a werewolf give the job of henchwoman. 
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #57 on: May 29, 2013, 04:05:07 pm »

You think Lana knows who killed Calvin

You ask her what she was doing last night
She doesn't respond

You then ask her if she knows who killed Calvin
She stares at you... The skin melts off her face and body revealing a demon, the demon is large and menacing with long black wings.

You shoot at the demon
The bullet doesn't penetrate

The demon says...
You are all fools, you have no idea of what you are getting yourself into...

It claws you in the chest leaving 3 large gashes, they hurt but none are fatal.  It then flies out of the HQ and disappears.

You are shocked...

You clean up and put some minions (Raphael and John) on guard duty in case the demon returns

You place of Calvin's body in the crypt


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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2013, 04:18:02 pm »

What was that about to religious? See if we can hire the Winchesters otherwise start studying various ways to prevent demons.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2013, 06:44:20 pm »

See if any of are minions are techies and if so ask them if they can hook us up to the internet with out being traceable. Buy or steal high end computer. Build a training room for are minions physical fitness buy bench press elliptical tread mill etc set up a training regimen for minions. Also get a fridge and a generator and stuff the fridge with deli meats and bread.
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