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Author Topic: Ruling the World(the game!)  (Read 4363 times)

Terff

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2013, 07:27:25 pm »
You place an ad for bullets... you hope that doesn't seem suspicious
Your advertising level is now 3

You get a masterwork idea!!!

You go out and start seducing beautiful wimminz
While seducing a female creature (whether its a human is up to you) you state your political views... but they don't agree with you
Your seduction level is now 1
Your politics level is now 1

This angers you...

You beat the female creature with your empty handgun
Your dispatching level is now 2
« Last Edit: May 28, 2013, 07:36:33 pm by Terff »
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A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2013, 07:31:07 pm »
Okay attempt the seduction thing again. Also change murder skill to Annoyance removal instead.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2013, 07:34:57 pm »
You attempt to seduce another female creature
Her name is Christa, and she is successfully seduced, she also agree's with your political viewpoints!!! 
Your seducing level is now 2
Your politics level is now 2

You recruit Christa on your quest to rule the world!
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2013, 07:38:15 pm »
Ask Christa about what she did before becoming official hard minion.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2013, 07:42:38 pm »
You ask Christa about her past life

She explains that she was born to a mother named Bertha and a father named Ernesto, she talks about how she got a job as a nurse in the downtown of Manhattan and was mugged by 5 people during the spring of 2000, she survived but she lost her pinky toe on her left foot and her right eyelid.

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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 07:48:38 pm »
Have us both go out and expand our network of minions.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 07:53:36 pm »
You tell Christa that we should split up to harvest minions for our cause
She leaves to find some minions.

You check your advertisement for minions
3 potential minions are standing in front of the advertisement, you recruit them.  Their names are... Calvin, Fabio, and Wolfgang.

You check your ad for ammo
A box of ammo lies at the area of your advertisement, it has one round in it... Well... that isn't that usefu.l
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Quote from: kingubu on November 06, 2012, 11:27:39 am
I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 07:55:33 pm »
Have some minions go out and get money. It's really inefficient to just put ads out for everything.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2013, 08:00:52 pm »
You tell your minions to do something useful
They rob a bank and return with $10,000

Christa returns with a minion
His name is Rafael.
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2013, 08:02:05 pm »
Have Wolfgang, Fabio and Rafael go seducingly recruit some female minions.
edit: Species dosn't matter.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2013, 08:05:08 pm »
You send out Rafael and Wolfgang to seduce more wimminz
They return with 3 wimminz... Their names are Lala, Lana, and Lara.

You notice there is something strange about Lana... it probably isn't anything...
Your observation level is now 1
« Last Edit: May 28, 2013, 08:07:19 pm by Terff »
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I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2013, 08:07:37 pm »
Have everyone search for a potential HQ for our group.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2013, 08:09:22 pm »
If the GM noted it's important. Investigate oddity! And then by some ammo.
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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2013, 08:12:05 pm »
You gather all of your group members together and start to search for an HQ
You find an abandoned warehouse (how stereotypical), it is abandoned and it is old... There is a lock on the door however.

You secretly start investigating Lana

You spend  $300 on some ammo!
You now have 31 rounds.
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Quote from: kingubu on November 06, 2012, 11:27:39 am
I need some way to put armor on babies so I can start training them early.
Quote from: Lectorog on August 06, 2013, 03:57:45 pm

A goblin siege!?  Good we haven't had one in awhile, we are running out of new clothes

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Re: Ruling the World(the game!)
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2013, 08:15:44 pm »
Have one of the minions most experienced at lockpicking pick the lock.
Have the rest take a look at the surrounding area, might be interesting things to find.
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