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[Terff]

Your name is Ethan and you want to rule the world, but alas you don't know where to start, you find yourself in your house though you think you might as well just look around for some things...

You see a table, upon the table is a plate a fork and a spoon, upon the plate is a sandwich.

You see a sofa upon the sofa is a cat, upon the cat is a flea.

What will you do?

(options are interact, pick up, and examine)

First person to post what Ethan should do next will continue the story... Lets begin!

Your current stats are

• Extraction   1
• Advertising   ☼MASTERWORK☼
• Examination   1
• Seducing   2
• Dispatching   2
• Politics   3
• Observation   1
• Sexism   1
• Law Avoiding   1
• Stealing    ☼MASTERWORK☼
• Programming   1
• Engineering   1
• Animal Mutating   3
• Breeding   2
• Construction   1

Minions

• Christa
• Calvin Johann Sebastian Bach
• Fabio
• Wolfgang
• Rafael
• Lala
• Lana
• Lara
• Matthew
• Mark
• Luke
• John

Graveyard

• Random Doctor
• Random Female
• Calvin

Enemies

• Lana the demon
• Kyle
• Euan
• Ewart
• Edolf
• Ernest
• Efrain

[Ultimuh]

Use fork and spoon to extract flea from cat.

[Terff]

You extract the flea from the cat using a spoon and a fork
 
Now you have a brilliant flea, but... what should you do with said flea?

Your extraction level is now 1

[kj1225]

Examine flea! Make a personal ad for a minion.

[Terff]

You examine the flea.

The flea is female.

Your examination level is now 1



You get an idea... if you need to rule the world you will need to get a minion



You make a personal ad for a minion

Hmm... it seems kind of bland, but it will do for now.  Where should I post it?

Your advertising level is now 1

[kj1225]

Go out and start doing community service. After all no good villain s known for complete evil.

[Terff]

You start doing community service and on the road you see a few items

You see a fire hydrant, upon the fire hydrant is a spatter of dog piss.

You see a severed leg, upon the severed leg is a fly.

You see a car parked to the left of you, there are no keys in the car.

A power line pole, there are no advertisements on the pole... maybe you should change that.

What will you do?

(options are interact, pick up, examine, return to house, put up advertising)

[kj1225]

Put up advertising. Then find the owner of the severed leg and return it. Afterwards go home and train in knife fighting.

[Terff]

You put up your advertising for a minion

Your advertising level is now 2


You feel really bad for whoever lost their leg...


You begin to look for the owner of the leg
Your search comes up empty... what a waste of time.


Out of depression you decide to return home and stab some things


You stab things
You realize you don't have a knife and you end up breaking your hand.


You sense a strong sense of pain... you become angry and using your other hand you punch a wall!!! 


You broke your other hand.

[Terff]

Bump, (the story must go on!)

[kj1225]

Go to the hospital. And on the way back buy a gun or a knife or something.

[Terff]

You go to the hospital
The doctor says next time you should buy a knife before stabbing things.

This angers you...

You murder the doctor with your broken hands
Your dispatching level is now 1

You decide to buy a weapon to start killing people with

You steal a gun.
Your stealing level is now 1

[kj1225]

Put out an ad for bullets. And go and start seducing people.

[mastahcheese]

When seducing people, point out your political views and attempt to recruit them.
If they refuse, kill them.

[kj1225]

So are we now the Evil Crime Squad?