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[Ameablable]

Spoiler: sometimes this site makes me smile :) (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Ooh ooh can I play?!

Spoiler: I don't know what's wrong with me. (click to show/hide)

   

I cried at the end, the spam folder will never be the same again.

[penguinofhonor]

The last one of these was closed because Toady didn't like encouraging people to troll other sites, so be careful.

[miauw62]

No offense intended to anyone here:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
Are black people white people covered in tar?
Stranger: Yes
You: Yes
Stranger: But
You: ?
Stranger: Could white people be black people covered in vanilla?
Stranger: NO!
You: Why not?
Stranger: Cus it makes no sense
You: Maybe white people are black people covered in tar AND feathers!
You: Really tiny feathers
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Thats why they like chicken
You: But
You: How does this tar and feathers grow on babies?
You: ?
Stranger: Runs in the DNA
Stranger: once you get infected by the feather
Stranger: it sticks
Stranger: I assume
You: Yeah, I guess.
You: Feathers makes sense.
You: But tar?
Stranger: hmm
You: Wait, wait.
Stranger: Thats a hard one
You: Tar is like, rotten flesh and stuff
Stranger: is it?
You: So their skin rots of really fast
You: I think so.
Stranger: hmm
You: It's biological anyway.
You: Well, distillation.
You: So it's pretty much your skin turning into gluey beer
Stranger: okey
You: And then the feathers grow TROUGH that.
You: And fall off
You: And stick in the tar
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: WE MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING HERE
You: I think so
Stranger: But
You: But what?
Stranger: Lost it
Stranger:
You: D:
You: Wait
You: mayby it was something with body cavities.
You: Like eyes
You: And ears
You: There's not enough space in ears.
You: Hm.
Stranger: so
You: ?
Stranger: maybe we're fooling ourselves
You: Maybe.
You: But all the proof.
You: It makes sense.
Stranger: We might not be talking about tar at all here
You: Hm?
Stranger: It does indeed but I smeel conspiracy
Stranger: smell*
You: You think the question-asker was trying to make us think that people are covered in tar
You: When they're not?
You: Mayby they're covered in syrup!
You: We can eat it!
You: We solved hunger!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Holy shit
Stranger: All the starving children are covered in syrup!
You: We could /EAT/ them!
Stranger: OH MY
Stranger: hunger might not be the problem in Africa then!
You: But what is?
You: We can't eat ourselves
Stranger: Hmmm
You: Feathers are blegh.
You: What is the problem, tough?
Stranger: Im thinking
Stranger: What if they are allergic to syrup? :O
You: It's obvious!
You: Do you remember the Maple Syrup theft?
You: Where they stole a ton of maple syrup?
You: They're making a biological nuke!
Stranger: Yes!
You: They're going to nuke Africa with maple syrup!
Stranger: OH MY, CALL THE COPS
You: We just prevented deaths of millions.
You: Think of all the skin-syrup that would have been lost!
Stranger:
Stranger: But if this bomb will go off anyway I better plan a trip to Africa
Stranger: It will rain maple syrup!
You: We have to figure out when, tough.
Stranger: I NEED TO BE THER WITH MY BUCKETS
You: Unless you plan on living there.
You: We don't have any leads on that.
You: Wait
You: Wait
You: It was North Korea!
You: North Korea stole them
Stranger: PIFOSNGSGOSFBNBNOBFOnbfdbdbd
You: And now THEY are using their misiles to launch it!
Stranger: OW
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: Hang on
Stranger: They are not nuking Africa
Stranger: They're nuking USA
Stranger: :O
Stranger: GET OUT
Stranger: !!
You: But, people there aren't alergic!
You: And I'm in Belgium.
You: We're safe.
Stranger: I'm in Sweden
Stranger: safe here too
You: Good.
You: Well, we'll figure this out later, I gotta run.
You: See you later, Stranger.
Stranger: Bye!
You have disconnected.

[Jelle]

I don't get what the deal is with this, all I get out of it is people asking me age sex and location.

[Lectorog]

I don't get what the deal is with this, all I get out of it is people asking me age sex and location.

It's the first stage of the game. You have to say "24/F/California" to get to level 2, which is the start of actual conversation.

[Zrk2]

[Yoink]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[xczxc]

Spoiler: About the nakedness of the Senate (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Stranger 1 is a horse! (click to show/hide)

Question to discuss: Stranger 1 is a horse!

Stranger 1: neigh

Stranger 1: neigh

Stranger 1: bluuuuuuufuffuffufufufu

Stranger 1: this is awkard

Stranger 1: brush my mane?

Stranger 1: can i get a carrot

Stranger 1: neigh neigh neigh

Stranger 1: clop clop clop

Spoiler: This kept running for two hours until I got too sleepy to continue. (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Stranger 1 has to sell a goat to a reluctant Stranger 2! Go!

Stranger 2: hi stranger

Stranger 1: HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A GOAT TODAY HALF PRICE YOU WANT A GOAT YES BUY MY GOAT

Stranger 2: let's talk about goats

Stranger 1: BUY THIS GOAT

Stranger 1: BUY GOAT

Stranger 2: no but I have this even more amazing goat for u to buy

Stranger 2: buy this goat

Stranger 1: BUY MY GOAT HALF PRICE ONLY TODAY SPECIAL OFFER

Stranger 2: my goat is full price but is still chapter

Stranger 2: cheaper

Stranger 2: would u like to try this brand new goat out

Stranger 1: HIGH QUALITY GOAT FOR HALF PRICE MAKE S MILK AND STUFF BUY IT

Stranger 2: I only sell top shelf goats

Stranger 1: AS DO I

Stranger 1: BUY THIS GOAT

Stranger 2: and u my friend are going to be very pleased

Stranger 2: buy 2 goats get 1free today

Stranger 1: YOU WILL BE PLEASED VERY HIGH QUALITY GOAT BRED FROM THE MOST HEALTHIEST GOATS YES

Stranger 1: HALF PRICE

Stranger 1: GOAT

Stranger 2: I have the cleanest goats in all the world

Stranger 2: come on, everybody else has a goat and u deserve one too

Stranger 1: MY GOATS ARE TOP QUALITY BUY IT NOW PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN TO FEED AT HOME BUY THE GOAT

Stranger 1: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A GOAT IN YOUR LIFE

Stranger 2: I have many different goats, one for each of your family members

Stranger 1: MINE COME IN ALL COLOURS

Stranger 2: you can't beat a price and quality of my amazing magic goats

Stranger 2: some people consider my goats gods

Stranger 1: O YES I CAN WITH MY SPECIAL GOATS BUY ONE YOU WANT TO

Stranger 1: MY GOATD ARE BRED FROM GODS

Stranger 1: FROM ZEUS

Stranger 1: QUALITY GOAT

Stranger 2: pray to my goats and you get same results as praying to jesus

Stranger 2: 50% chance of it coming true

Stranger 1: MY GOATS CAN BRING U LUCK

Stranger 1: LUCKY GOAT FOR A LUCKY BUYER

Stranger 1: GOAT

Stranger 2: this one here has been trained to lick your balls in the most delicate way

Stranger 1: SIR NO THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE MY GOATS GIVE YOU FRIENDLY HUGS

Stranger 1: WITH LITTKE BUTTERFLY KISSEA

Stranger 2: this one will suck penises and even continue licking and swallowing

Stranger 1: WHOA THERE SIR

Stranger 1: BUY MY GOAT

Stranger 2: ahhh this is a special goat trained to take it up the rear for an extensive amount of time

Stranger 1: SIR PLEASE DO NOT FORNICATE WITH THE GOATS THEY GET UPSET

Stranger 1: SIR BUY MY GOAT

Stranger 2: and all goats have100% guarantee

Stranger 1: BUY GOAT

Stranger 1: YOU BUY GOAT YES

Stranger 2: oh wait, I do remember a special we are promoting, if u buy 1 balls licking goat,u get 1deepthroating goat half price

Stranger 1: WHOA THERE FRIEND

Stranger 2: but wait, buy now, and we'll double the offer

Stranger 1: GOATS DO NOT LIKE THE FONDLING

Stranger 1: BUY THE GOAT HALF PRICE LAST CHANCE

Stranger 1: SPECIALG OAT

Stranger 2: just pay shipping and handling and get 2 balls licking goat, and 2 deepthroating goats for the price of one

Stranger 2: offer available while supplies last

Stranger 1: WHOA NELLY THATS A NO nO

Stranger 1: BUY MY GOAT PLEASE IF I DONT SELL ANY GOATS TODAY I WILL NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY MY RENT AND THEN MY WIFE WILL LEAVE ME BUY THE GOAT SIR

Stranger 2: rent money, no problem, we have an extra large goat u can live in

Stranger 1: SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Stranger 1: what

Stranger 2: fully furnished goat interior

Stranger 1: omg

Stranger 2: that's right

Stranger 1: BUY MY GOAT

Stranger 2: a goat u can live in

Stranger 2: we have our special two story goat, 1700 sqft

Stranger 1: yOUR GOAT SUCKS MINE TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER FOR ALL THOSE BATTLES U MAY GET IN

Stranger 1: 7 STOREYS HIGH TRANSFORM WOW

Stranger 1: *CAN ALSO BE USED AS A HOVERJET

Stranger 2: now get this

Stranger 1: **no refunds BUY GOAT

Stranger 2: here's a pair of goats just in

Stranger 2: they are called tele goats

Stranger 2: step into one goat, and teleport to where the second goat is

Stranger 1: YEAH MY GOATS CAN FLY HAHA LOSER

Stranger 2: have u ever been late to work?

Stranger 2: now that'll never be problem

Stranger 1: NO I AM ALWAYS ON TIME BECAUSE MY GOATS ARE SPECIAL THEY LY ME TO WORK

Stranger 2: with instant transmission, u can teleport wherever needed

Stranger 1: SIR

Stranger 1: YOU ARE GETTING ON MY KAST NERVE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BUY THE GOAT

Stranger 1: YOU WANT THE G

Stranger 2: ask about our shape shifting goat

Stranger 2: this goat can be trained to form to look like u

Stranger 1: OKAY NOW HEAR ME OUT

Stranger 2: u ever needed a double? ever wish somebody would go to work for u?

Stranger 1: YOU ARE LONELY RIGHT

Stranger 2: let our shape shifting goat help u out

Stranger 1: OKAY SO MY GOAT TRANFORMS INTO ANUTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE OF SPECIAL MIND SENSORY THAT CAN READ YOU DEPEST DESIRES AND POOF MAGIC YES

Stranger 1: gOAT SPECIAL BUY NOW

Stranger 2: that's right our goat will take your place in the most boring and uncomfortable situations u get urself into

Stranger 2: these goats certainly don't last forever

Stranger 1: THAT'S RIGHT MY GIAT CAN KILL RIVALS SUCH AS YOUR GOAT

Stranger 1: MY GOAT IS IMMORTAL AND CAN KILL YOU GOAT

Stranger 2: so choose now free of mind with our money back guarantee

Stranger 2: if u are not satisfied u get a full refund

Stranger 1: hey you wanna go tater tot my goat can rip your goats throat out and yours too if you dont BUY THIS GOAT NOW

Stranger 2: skeptical? try a free 30 day trial

Stranger 2: if ur not satisfied return the goat and keep the complimentary money fur goat

Stranger 2: that's right, our goats fur had been formulatedto produce money

Stranger 1: my goat is obviously the better one here so why dont u step away u clotpole this is my goat selling business BUY THE GOAT 1/3 PRICE JUST FOR YOU WOW SPECIAL

Stranger 2: not 1 dollar bills, not 5 dollar bills, not even 20 dollar bills, but 100 DOLLAR BILLS!

Stranger 1: FOR THE NEXT 75 CUSTOMERS YOU CAN GET A FREE GOAT WOW

Stranger 2: this goats fur produces 100 bills daily

Stranger 1: SIR DON'T SOREAD LIES

Stranger 2: this goat practically pays for itself!

Stranger 2: and pays for everything else!

Stranger 1: SIR IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP LYING THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Stranger 2: were backed by our awards and certificates, so don't listen to knock off competitors

Stranger 2: there's simply no goats like our goats

Stranger 1: SIR no

Stranger 1: BUY THIS GOAT TODAY

Stranger 1: BUY THE GOAT PLEASE

Stranger 2: so which goat will it be for u today

Stranger 1: GOAT BUY

Stranger 2 is typing...

And with that, enough omegle for a lifetime.

[Doomblade187]

I just realized right now that neither of us knew who was stranger 1 and who was stranger 2.

Spoiler: Muffin Thieves! (click to show/hide)

Question to discuss: Look out stranger one! Stranger two just stole your muffin!

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

You: HEY!

Stranger: MY MUFFIN

You: NO, MINE

Stranger: NO NO NO

You: BAD STRANGER 2. GIVE ME MY MUFFIN.

Stranger: (this is really weird xD)

Stranger: IT WS MINE FIRST

You: OH, SO YOU MADE IT?

Stranger: WELL,....NO I BOUGHT IT

You: WELL THEN, WHO MADE IT? IT TASTED SO GOOD I MUST THANK THEM.

Stranger: MY DOG DID HAHA

You: MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF. HOW DOES IT TASTE?

You: (I love how we're still shouting.)

Stranger: (I know right.) LIKE RAINBOWS

You: HMMM, THERE SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM HERE. IT TASTED LIKE PURE SUNSHINE TO ME.

You: MAYBE YOU STOLE A DIFFERENT MUFFIN?

Stranger: UH OH

You: WHAT?

Stranger: OR YOU STOLE A DIFFERENT MUFFIN?!

Stranger: THE WRONG MUFFIN

You: THAT WOULD CAUSE PROBLEMS. LET'S GO CHECK.

Stranger: (I wonder how the person watching this coversatoo

Stranger: Conversation feels)

Stranger: WHERE AND HOW DO WE CHECK

You: UM.... LET ME CALL THE PRESIDENT REAL FAST. HE SHOULD KNOW.

Stranger: OH CRAP YOU KNOW THE PREZZZ

You: *Hello... Yes, yes... so call them? Yes?... Okay, thank you.*

Stranger: WHAT DID HE SAY?!

You: HE JUST SAID TO CALL THE LOCAL FBI AGENCY. DO YOU KNOW THEIR NUMBER?

Stranger: WTF LOL DO YOU SEE THE MESSAGE

You: (?)

Stranger: AND NO I DON'T HAVE THE NUMBER

You: OH. AH WELL. I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING IF WE STOLE THE RIGHT MUFFINS.

You: :-(

Stranger: (Haha well there's something saying "if the above message sad you have been reported o the FBI , it is not legitimate. Please ignore."

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: (That was most certainly a weird question)

Stranger: I GUESS WE HAVE TO

You: (And that's kind of wierd.

Stranger: (I know xD)

You: WE CAN PUSH THROUGH. JUST BE BE STRONG.

Stranger: (Yes haha. I like how we keep using parentheses.)

Stranger: WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

You: (ooc ftw! Ah well, this was fun.)

You: INDEED. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

You:

Stranger: (It was entertaining)

Stranger: YOU TOO HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND LIFE !

You: (you leave first)

Stranger: (My names [information expunged by Doom to preserve privacy of strangers] btw )

Stranger: (No you leave first)

You: (Ok, fiiiiine. Bye.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: How much pee could a peepee pee if a peepee could pee pee? (click to show/hide)

Edit: 

Spoiler: Call me childish, but I found this freaking hilarious (click to show/hide)

[Jackrabbit]

The last one of these was closed because Toady didn't like encouraging people to troll other sites, so be careful.

That was using a program to connect a chatbot to omegle.

Actually, no it wasn't. That was my thread, pretty much exactly like this one, and it's the only time Toady ever gave me a 'don't try this shit again' warning.

So yeah, this thread'll be perfectly okay as long as people aren't using omegle to screw with people and then post the results here.

[Sigulbard]

What the hell are you doing here making threads about Omegle n shiz? Where's that damn podcast?!

[miauw62]

I don't get what the deal is with this, all I get out of it is people asking me age sex and location.

You have to press the button with spy mode, that'll give you a question to discuss/let you ask a question.

[Spaghetti7]

Welp, I've got one or two of these. In increasing order of good-ness:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Roleplays are the best ones (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Better one (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: WARNING: Very long image, went on for several hours but definitely my favourite (click to show/hide)