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[hermes]

Oh man, this is a pretty lillylivered play through.  Dodge fighting by claiming knowledge of a game we know is NOT vanilla morrowind?  Some townsfolk took out the ghoul, why you guys have no faith in the legion?

Here's my suggestion:
Grow a pair, say you said that stuff for jokes, leap on the silt strider and shout with raised sword, "For the Emperor!"

[Vrky]

Tell him that we know all this through visions, which are induced by Vivec
Say that Vivec often speaks to you in dreams, and that you even visited him. Say that you don't know why he does this, that he wouldn't tell you exactly why, but only that there is some greater puropse in you, and that you feel that it is up to you to help saving Vvanderfel.
If he believes you even remotely, say that you would like Legion to help you with both magical and combat training, because Vivec gave you great magic potential but no magic experience, and you will need magic to save people.

[GlyphGryph]

Oh man, this is a pretty lillylivered play through.  Dodge fighting by claiming knowledge of a game we know is NOT vanilla morrowind?  Some townsfolk took out the ghoul, why you guys have no faith in the legion.

Because this isn't a ghoul, and they aren't sending a full fighting force, they are sending a minor scouting one. If they send a decent sized force, and follow decent tactics (which they probably won't be default, since they don't know the enemy) then I think there is a decent chance to take the thing out.

[The13thRonin]

Scream LOOK A DISTRACTION! Then pretend like nothing ever happened...

If the general continues to be suspicious make VERY subtle suggestions regarding arrows and knees.

Ninja edit for the benefit of the people who had mild heart-attacks: Obvious joke is obvious.

[GlyphGryph]

don't do any of the stupid things suggested

[Aseaheru]

SECONDED

[WillowLuman]

don't do any of the stupid things suggested

YES! Why are people suddenly demanding we be morons? Say all our intel is a joke then run off like a buffoon? Commit assault and antagonize the Legion for no reason? Seriously? This ain't no RTD!

Tell him that we know all this through visions, which are induced by Vivec
Say that Vivec often speaks to you in dreams, and that you even visited him. Say that you don't know why he does this, that he wouldn't tell you exactly why, but only that there is some greater puropse in you, and that you feel that it is up to you to help saving Vvanderfel.
If he believes you even remotely, say that you would like Legion to help you with both magical and combat training, because Vivec gave you great magic potential but no magic experience, and you will need magic to save people.

Why must we give lame excuses? He knows we know what we're talking about, because we mentioned Illunibi. He doesn't believe in Vivec's divinity, so "visions from Vivec" would make us less credible. I still believe that any sort of reason we give would just give him something to doubt. Or something to see right through and mistrust us for lying about our sources. We'd have to think of something he wouldn't question too hard.

[shadenight123]

If we tell him we're imperial spies, he'll know we're lying. Telling him vivec sent us as some sort of 'Goodwill' agent...that makes more sense, right?

[PTTG??]

don't do any of the stupid things suggested

YES! Why are people suddenly demanding we be morons? Say all our intel is a joke then run off like a buffoon? Commit assault and antagonize the Legion for no reason? Seriously? This ain't no RTD!

Tell him that we know all this through visions, which are induced by Vivec
Say that Vivec often speaks to you in dreams, and that you even visited him. Say that you don't know why he does this, that he wouldn't tell you exactly why, but only that there is some greater puropse in you, and that you feel that it is up to you to help saving Vvanderfel.
If he believes you even remotely, say that you would like Legion to help you with both magical and combat training, because Vivec gave you great magic potential but no magic experience, and you will need magic to save people.

Why must we give lame excuses? He knows we know what we're talking about, because we mentioned Illunibi. He doesn't believe in Vivec's divinity, so "visions from Vivec" would make us less credible. I still believe that any sort of reason we give would just give him something to doubt. Or something to see right through and mistrust us for lying about our sources. We'd have to think of something he wouldn't question too hard.

Agreed

[The13thRonin]

don't do any of the stupid things suggested

YES! Why are people suddenly demanding we have fun? Say all our intel is a joke then run off like a buffoon? Commit assault and antagonize the Legion for no reason? Seriously? This ain't no RTD!

Fixed that for you.

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My suggestion was tongue-in-cheek obviously.

[Aseaheru]

Ha ha. Death is not fun. Its endless boredom.

[The13thRonin]

Ha ha. Death is not fun. Its endless boredom.

If death isn't fun why do 99% of games revolve around killing stuff?

[WillowLuman]

Ha ha. Death is not fun. Its endless boredom.

If death isn't fun why do 99% of games revolve around killing stuff?

Unfortunately, tounge-in-cheek suggestions aren't taken as such unless explicitly stated. For example, the orc date.

[The13thRonin]

Ha ha. Death is not fun. Its endless boredom.

If death isn't fun why do 99% of games revolve around killing stuff?

Unfortunately, tounge-in-cheek suggestions aren't taken as such unless explicitly stated. For example, the orc date.

The orc date?

[Aseaheru]

Where we got owned. Literally.