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GM Comment: A bunch of votes to eat the apple, a bunch more votes to not eat it. Only one vote to do anything other than eat or not eat the apple. Don't eat it won the vote. In the future, when you vote to NOT do something...please include votes for something to do instead. IronyOwl was the only person to make a "what to do instead" vote, and his vote involved trekking off into the cliff-racer-laden-jungles of almost-gauranteed death-with-no-healing-potions-or-intervention-scrolls. So basically this episode is about you not doing something.)
Episode 60: To eat or not to eat, that is the quandry.
since when does Applejack have slimy TENTACLES?
APPLEJACK DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES/FEELERS OR COLD AND SLIMY TOUCH!
you noticed tentacles where there should be none
Realize that you just noticed a freaking TENTACLE ON THE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDLY COWBOY CHICK.
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"What are you guys talking about? What tentacles?"Applejack may not have been what she seemed.
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"No, I'm positive that was her. Did you see the way she was dressed? And her voice sounded just like her. She even said she was Applejack, didn't she? Applejack is the Element of Honesty. She wouldn't lie about something like that."Break free from illusion! WAKE UP!
Michael, snap out of it.
Michael seems genuinely confused now.
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"What illusion? Wake up from what?"you are feeling hunger which aren't there either.
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"Hmm. I suppose it is a little odd that I'd suddenly be hungry for the first time in months of not eating. Maybe it's because the apple is just so delicious?"Michael looks at the apple in his hand, a smile creeping onto his face as his breath quickens.
I think we should eat the apple.
I say eat the apple.
eat the apple.
Eat the apple.
Eat the apple. Eat it. Do it. Do it. Come on, you know you want to. Do it. Eat the apple.
The apple is definitely not what it seems. That's exactly why we should eat it.
This.
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"...oohhhh...yes...this is gonna be so good!"Michael brings it to his nose and inhales. His mouth opens and he brushes his tongue against its fine golden skin.
DON'T EAT THE ****ING APPLE MICHAEL.
whatever you do, don't eat that apple.
DON'T EAT THE APPLE.
Do not eat the trap.
Don't eat the apple.
Snap out of it, and ignore your hunger.
I strongly advise against ever eating it
Scream in uncomprehending horror, and hurl the apple away from you store the apple in your pack for later investigation.
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"But...why? Applejack give me this apple. She's the best apple grower person...err, pony...in all Equestria! Do you have any idea how delicious it must be?"Michael glances around suspiciously.
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"Wait. Maybe you do know. Is that why you don't want me to eat it. So you can keep it for yourselves?"Clutching the apple to his chest with both hands he snarls.
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"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE! Applejack gave it to me because she loves me and I'm awesome and it's delicious and I'm hungry!"Break free from illusion! WAKE UP!
Michael, snap out of it.
Michel crouches down on the backs of his calves, still clutching the apple to his chest.
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"Snap out of...snap out of...illusion? What illusion?"Suddenly he panics.
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"WHAT? It CAN'T be an illusion! The apple is REAL, aren't you little apple? You're not an illusion. Please be real, please be real!"Falling over onto his side, Michel clenches his eyes shut and pets the apple with one hand, rocking back and forth as he does.
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"It's ok, you're real. I won't let the voices take you away. You're real. It's ok. Everything's ok."Several minute pass.
we can probably sell that for a rather high amount of dosh right
Don't eat it yet.
eat some of the meat in our pack to see if that satiates us at all
Michael continues rocking and petting the apple.
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"...I don't think I could sell it. But, I suppose I could eat it later. Maybe it'll just get better with time? Like cheese. Or wine. Yes...I think I can wait. That's ok. Waiting's ok. It'll be ok. I can just....eat something else. The apple will still be there for me. It's a good apple. Applejack's the Element of Loyalty, so her apple will wait for me. It will wait for me. I can wait."Taking off his backpack with one hand, he reaches out to set the apple down...then changes his mind and opens the backpack with his free hand. Pulling out some whickwheat he brings the apple to his mouth and starts to take a bi-
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"Oh, oops. That's right, I was going to save it for later."Michael looks at the apple in his hand. A few moments pass. His breathing slows, and he stares into the apple
Examine the apple with your magic eye.
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"It's green. The magic is green. I wonder why it's green. Such a pretty green."His eyes defocus.
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"So pretty."Keep the apple
Smiling at the nice, pretty apple, Michael wraps it in paper and puts it in the main part of his backpack away from the alchemy ingredients and zips it closed.
Then immediately pukes.
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"Oh, wow. I feel awful."Walking over to the nearby water, he gazes in and washes the vomit from his face and armor.
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"What was I doing? I was going to...something about a...oh, wait. I was going to eat something, right?"Looking down, Michael sees the whickwheat still in his hand. He eats it.
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"That's actually pretty tasty. But why was I going to eat this? I already know what whickwheat does. It's not like I'm hungry or anything."
What do you do?