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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Hilarious battle log
« on: May 23, 2013, 04:57:56 pm »
I found this one to be particularly funny:

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I'm still trying to work out how one would go about grabbing anything with their upper leg (especially while wearing metal greaves), let alone reaching into a kobold's mouth and grabbing it by the teeth.
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 05:02:19 pm »
That dwarf would rock it in a game of Twister...
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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 08:51:35 pm »
I think he was... :D
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Quote from: Callista on November 09, 2012, 02:11:39 am
Though maybe that's the issue. The concept is just too simple for the dwarven mind to grasp!

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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 11:32:29 am »
Perhaps it's the dorf way of saying 'kicked in the face'?
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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2013, 01:57:45 pm »
Wrestlers are awesome.
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2013, 02:55:24 pm »
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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2013, 03:02:11 pm »
Yeah, I usually don't like seeing silly wrestling stuff that doesn't make sense.
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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2013, 03:28:32 pm »
Quote from: Azerax on May 24, 2013, 11:32:29 am
Perhaps it's the dorf way of saying 'kicked in the face'?
No. He kicked plenty of people as well, and it says in the log that he kicked them.

Both of his arms were broken in a previous fight, so he fought this entire battle with only his legs and teeth. There was plenty of hilarity in that fight, but this one really stood out!
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2013, 03:45:39 pm »
Clearly, he kicked them so hard in the jaw his thigh would up in the back of their mouth.
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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 09:53:28 am »
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on May 24, 2013, 03:28:32 pm
Quote from: Azerax on May 24, 2013, 11:32:29 am
Perhaps it's the dorf way of saying 'kicked in the face'?
No. He kicked plenty of people as well, and it says in the log that he kicked them.

Both of his arms were broken in a previous fight, so he fought this entire battle with only his legs and teeth. There was plenty of hilarity in that fight, but this one really stood out!

Monty Python dwarf!
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 10:02:48 am »
I keep thinking that the battle log is trying to save you from embarasment.  Did the upper leg grab the teeth or did the teeth grab the leg?

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Re: Hilarious battle log
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 12:07:26 pm »
Quote from: Azerax on May 28, 2013, 09:53:28 am
Monty Python dwarf!
"I'll bite your legs off!"

Actually a valid threat in DF.
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.