After some lengthy discussions with my compatriots (most of which was me trying to tell them that I am not a sick pervert, until gawd passed by and defused the situation with a well-aimed brofist to the face), I decided to call the girl
Scythe. It's like Sheathe, but without all the dangerous innuendo involved!
The guys also informed me that the day was the
16th November, and at that opportunity I informed one of them in turn that the year does, in fact, end on the 31st December.
The blood type we decided on was
B "for bacon, because everyone loves bacon and you want her to be loved, right?"
As for me, my name is
Wymar Sane, my birthday is the
22nd May, and I'm
23 years old. It's positively depressing how old I've gotten.
Years into the future... but not manyIt's been a year now since I've adopted Scythe. It wasn't easy, but luckily I've had help from my servant from the pastfuture, Cube.
*boop*
He's awesome. He can fire maser beams, hack computers, perform surgery, shoot goldfishes...
Referred-to functions have previously been uninstalled to clear the space necessary for my voice synthesizers. *ping*
Dammit!
Scythe's been doing pretty well, and now that she's finally 10 years old, she has officially entered the competence zone and ready for real life.
Alright, I guess. Just let me take a look at her stats first.
Stats? What's that?
Don't worry, about that, you'll understand soon enough.
She's relatively tough, intelligent, and quite charismatic. I am actually almost proud of her.
Only almost?
Your time has only begun, kid. Just wait until you start improving. You'll be amazing in no time.
Less important information is stored here. She's a scorpio, so her patrons are Vriska Serket and Hades.
Daddy, who's Hades?
Hades' the god of the dead and the underworld. That might sound nasty, but he's actually a pretty chill guy.
Hey Cube.
*beep*
Why are her...
measurements here?
Measurements are beneficial for the acquisition of new garments.
Oh, I guess that makes sense? It's still extremely creepy though.
*buzz*
Now, what should we put on the schedule?
1.She can attends courses in school.
2.She can perform work in exchange for currency.
3.She can travel the globe in search of adventure.
4.She can go into standby mode and cool down her processor.
So, learning, working, fighting, or chillaxing. Geez, I wonder what a ten-year-old with barely any coin to her name can do in this situation.
Daddy, you're not going to make me fight horrible monsters are you?
Please don't ruin the surprise...
So we gotta set a schedule for the next few weeks. The numbers indicate how much gold an activity costs, respectively how much Scythe gets paid.
Per day. Schooling is expensive, so I'd suggest farming first to rack up some easy cash. Your call, though.
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