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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Looking forward to this update.

In the meantime, Mandelian genetics!
Assuming we don't deal with quarter+ breeds, who gets dominant traits? I assume humans fey & elves are all double recessive? Does that mean a demon-born kinkind mating with a human could spawn either a demon-born or a kinkind?

[Xantalos]

Wait.
Humans and fey can mate with anything.


NEXT CHARACTER HALFBREED SIDHE/PROTOZOAN

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Wait.
Humans and fey can mate with anything.


NEXT CHARACTER HALFBREED SIDHE/PROTOZOAN

That might be more on the preparation side than the lubrication side.

Oh, and if fey are recessive, you'd be stuck as a protozoan. Might be a reason why you don't see many of their civilizations.

[Xantalos]

Wait.
Humans and fey can mate with anything.


NEXT CHARACTER HALFBREED SIDHE/PROTOZOAN

That might be more on the preparation side than the lubrication side.

Halfbreed lichen/human ftw

[Ross Vernal]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Oh, and if fey are recessive, you'd be stuck as a protozoan. Might be a reason why you don't see many of their civilizations.

That would also be a way to make more gods...

NEW GOAL FOR ALL HUMAN PARTY MEMBERS.

[Xantalos]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

Again the ramifications of a double-recessive humanity gene are hilarious.


Hey xantalos, you're a sidhe right? You should do some science!

[Ross Vernal]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

"I view objects as women. Yesterday, I fucked a lamp."

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

"I view objects as women. Yesterday, I fucked a lamp."

"So long as it's consentual."

[Xantalos]

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

"I view objects as women. Yesterday, I fucked a lamp."

If you think that's stupid, consider this: if Myrln ever goes insane, I'm having him become a master in hypnosis and build amplification things around the world so I can hypnotize every human and Sidhe male on the planet into impregnating the planet itself.

[Ross Vernal]

if Myrln ever goes insane

I see what you did there.

[Xantalos]

if Myrln ever goes more insane

I see what you did there.

Okay fine, I fixed it.

[Gamerlord]

Oh god whats happening.

[Ross Vernal]

If you think about it, magic is a form of insanity, and the more powerful you are, the crazier you are.

...Wizard Myrln.

Fun fact: a Wizard Hat is not actually a plain hat. A Wizard Hat is a visible manifestation of the powers available to a wizard in the form of an over-the-top hat. There's a standard Wizard Power to create and manifest the hat (and is the exam to be a full Apprentice Wizard) it's up to the individual to customize it.

Ross's hat is blood red, HUGE, has an alder tree growing from it, live and dead ravens, gold, a tropical island, a certain cauldron, bones, stars of many colors, the family crest, a wand, something you kind of try to ignore out of the corner of your eye even though you know it is staring at you and hungry, a moon, two crossed black knives, and an ancient coin with a square hole in the middle.

EDIT: It also says "WIZARD" in a variety of colors, fonts, and mediums. Sometimes it is made of flowers, sometimes it is made of neon lights, other times it's made of beer caps or BEES or dildos or whatever.