And lo, the worlds were yet just kernels of potential in the cosmos that the gods did proclaim to be righteous and all that is awesome, for the time was coming uponeth them that Pantxike was a coming down to joineth the gods at their merry table. So in the primordial dome, that which protecteth the unblossomed worlds, into the incubator of time and fate. Lo, there did the worlds blossom into their potential, their hard shells giving way to the soft experience that lieth within, the fertile and pleasing worlds they did become. And this was proclaimed good by all.
And so partaketh them of the worlds, Coranthiir and Darshendros sharing of the world for yet time was young, Ingram takething some from that of Malu when when he was not-eth paying attention, Mingan declaring that unto Shin to 'stop hogging the damn bowl', Arnum and Chelen counting and dividing themeth up amongst the gods for such was their domain, Radan and Tokee discussething amongst themselves about that which was Bree, Yupoli trying that which was the test of dogs to Sanoci to try to teacheth him of the ways of wisdom and foresight, and Aphiliam who schemeth with that of Liagoro and Sa'ada, while Illeni and Camille schemeth against them.
Lo, they were not alone, for ineth this meeting of the gods to divdeth up the world unto them, there were but yet more, those of the future and past as all timelines were that of the now, the past, and the future. Daimonas who schemeth upon those of the inner table, for once was his chair there but now not for events yet to come, Kuro with that of Ayrn, waiting for their turn at the worlds sweet form, Zakai with that of Vijer and Timeus who all talketh amongst themselves of the small speech, that of weather and that of time, Uayli who siteth by herself, seething amongst that of herself at thoseth around her, Eyilana and Minkah practicingeth that of the armchair psychology uponeth that of Halloran to try to helpeth him through his problems of the bottle, Marika and Malaquai talkething amongst themselves about that of the rhyming words and crawling benetheth their skin, and Aroha speaking with that of Pellagrin about that the world like they do, with Arethusa tossingeth in the oddeth comment.
Then cameth Pantxike and that of the joining grew dark, soon lines were divedeth amongst them and war over the worlds broke out for Pantxike tooketh that of his share and more, and so did they fight amongseth themselves until that of only one world was left, its crust damaged by the fight, and lo, did they declare to cease their fight for they would runneth out of worlds, and it was a longeth trip to the store.
[I... I have completely forgotten why I wrote this half way through. It was originally about popcorn, but I think I lost sight of that after a while.]