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[Remuthra]

Fear my low-level rage!

Yeah, I really didn't want to have to do this.

[Xanmyral]

And this is why I happily chose the 'no deity' route, none of them were really what I was looking for. Ah, the joys of your character worshiping a made up deity, you get to make it how you wish.

EDIT: Just realized that I guess Jewel does have a cult language, kinda. 25% Dwarven, 25% Elementare, 50% Weird Ass Mixture of the two.

[Ross Vernal]

Don't worry about it, it's good roleplaying. I am not awarding an XP bonus for it, but the counter towards the bonus is very close.

Also, any damage done will be patched up, since neither Renn or I aim to kill your character. Aside from the armor, that is. Two Natural 1's is pretty bad luck. Guess you just get extra gold to make up for it, paid for by Renn. Who is totally going to get punished for this, since he did provoke your character.

[Remuthra]

Yay, being an unlikeable snob always pays off!

Could the party be off before I wake up, so I don't end up trying for a second round?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

  Dangit! Was going to try to get you to retconjure us onto a traditional dock instead of a skydock.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Two arms reach seemingly out of nowhere and make a grab for the distracted angelborn's legs. If he succeeds, the fishkin that was currently half above the surface of the water would quickly piston back, place his!legs and tail! onto the underside of the dock & springboard himself, the angelborn, & hopefully not the other two grapplers along with him, off of the dock and into the water.

[Xantalos]

Dangit! Was going to try to get you to retconjure us onto a traditional dock instead of a skydock.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Two arms reach seemingly out of nowhere and make a grab for the distracted angelborn's legs. If he succeeds, the fishkin that was currently half above the surface of the water would quickly piston back, using his !legs and tail! to springboard himself, the angelborn, & hopefully not the other two grapplers along with him, off of the dock and into the water.

Heh. Fun times.
Also, never attack the shopkeepers. They're stronger than the final boss.

[Ross Vernal]

Damn, error ate my post.

Yes.

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Evil always pays better. Well, except at upper levels, then Good pays better. Neutral has best payoffs at midrange.

Evil always gives best sacrifice rewards, though!

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I am unavailable on the 3rd through 6th because of work, two days with Lover Girl to celebrate my paycheck with beer and Chinese food, and then long work.

[Remuthra]

Hey, isn't the place Beta Party is going to full of priests?

I sense angelborn shenanigans.

[Ross Vernal]

Actually, the opposite, all the priests except for those who happen to side with the Dark Elves were the first people murdered to death. Rule 1 of an occupation: kill the powerful magic-users first.

[Xantalos]

Actually, the opposite, all the priests except for those who happen to side with the Dark Elves were the first people murdered to death. Rule 1 of an occupation: kill the magic-users first.

Fixed it for you.

[Ross Vernal]

Well, that's a problem in a universe where pretty much everyone has some kind of magic.

[Remuthra]

Oh. Well, more reason for me to not actually turn on the party then. And here I wanted to get some discriminating against religious beliefs in.

[Xantalos]

Well, that's a problem in a universe where pretty much everyone has some kind of magic.

You kill them all, then.
Or chop off all the hands and feet and punch out all the teeth, rip out all the tongues, gouge out all the eyes, and break all the limbs.
Also tie all the people up.

[Ross Vernal]

Yeah, but then you lack the labor force and have to import them. Plus, you're bound to attract necromancers or have the Bigass Flying Fortress Of War randomly drop next to you and a bunch of screaming fanatics charging your general location.

That's an actual thing, by the way; Shin literally has a giant flying castle that goes around the world and lands just to wage war whenever he feels like it. Or to join in on battles/wars, generally on the KILL 'EM ALL side.

[Xantalos]

No, just have a gigantic force of golems bound to be loyal to you do all the work.