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[Xantalos]

Also, sorry to say this, but I'm probably going to end up killing one of them after seducing them, smexing them, stealing all their stuff, and then spanking them in public for my Hand.

[Gamerlord]

Take the Blood chick; she seems annoying already.

[Xantalos]

Giggity.
^Imsosorry

[Gamerlord]

Don't be.

[Xantalos]

I was apologizing in advance to Ross; for now I'm going to screw this merchant out of everything he has in exchange for an acorn.

[Gamerlord]

Make sure to buy his soul as well; I'll be needing it.

[Xantalos]

Eh, Myrln doesn't really go in for that type of thing. More fun that way.

[Gamerlord]

Well rats. I really need some souls on hand for my experiments.

[Xantalos]

Then steal some from some orphans or something.

[Xanmyral]

Or take some from whatever is around you. Everything has magic of sorts, thus everything has a soul in a way. Not as much as a living creature most likely though.

[Gamerlord]

I need sentient souls; I have to know if infusing souls will alter my personality BEFORE I try it.

[Ross Vernal]

I was apologizing in advance to Ross; for now I'm going to screw this merchant out of everything he has in exchange for an acorn.

He's more unwise than unintelligent.

Two acorns, at least.

Why don't you go mind-slave a hobo, harvest his soul, and stick it in a dog? Or the opposite.

[Xantalos]

Illusion magic; I can make 1 acorn look like a mountain of gold if I want to.
I think, at least.
I'm also wearing an illusory gigantic hat.

[Xanmyral]

Fool your enemies into thinking your a wizard by turning a rock into a wizard's hat. There's no way that can go wrong.

[Ross Vernal]

Gamerlord still hasn't rolled for his hat.

Therefore, I rule that whenever Morgred is not being looked at by a PC, they are wearing a nice hat.