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[Remuthra]

I'm not sure what you mean, actually .

[Rolepgeek]

"And lo, see how; The angel is brought low; By the honorless blow of the wicked man's gun; And hey, see now; The heretic brought down; By the thundering roar of the hedonist's gun."

[Remuthra]

Agagagagurghagajngjnhjkl

I guess I did at that.

[Ross Vernal]

honblow thunroar

Huh?

He says he'll get to it. I am initiating "If it's not done by tomorrow night" protocol.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

*sits on hands*

[Rolepgeek]

The italics are to show where to put an accent when it's being sung.

[Xanmyral]

Its magical singing, for all I know those are the only words that actually matter in that whole thing and the length of the song is directly correlated to the strength of the magic.

More serious matters though: Drow scorpion rider cultists, how do you think we should go about killing them? Since their cultists, I wager they probably have magic of some kind, every cult has magic, and the scorpions probably have annoying poison along with anything else there. The golems will probably be what gives us a decent amount of trouble though if they even have portion of Jewel's defenses, because that will make them very irritating to take down in melee. But they are clay though, so fire or water spells might really mess them up.

[Remuthra]

For the scorpion riders, could we get their stingers stuck in Jewel? If we can distract them, I think it would be best for me to swoop in and cleave the sharp stabby bits in twain.

For the golems, I suggest piercing melee weapons. Impale something and you can pin the part to the ground.

[Xantalos]

XERO HAS POSTED
WE ARE SALVATIONIZED

[Rolepgeek]

Its magical singing, for all I know those are the only words that actually matter in that whole thing and the length of the song is directly correlated to the strength of the magic.

'OH SHIT RUN HE'S RECITING THE ODYSSEY'

[Remuthra]

If I cut down the bard while he's spellsinging, what are the chances I'll be struck down by the God of Music?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

How about: what are the chances the rest of the party will try to stop you?

As for scorpions/golems: I'd suspect bludgeons would be best, but it really depends on exactly what kind of soak they have. Getting stingers stuck in a party member is rather...unorthodox. Would not recommend.

[Remuthra]

If you try, I'll impudent you to death.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

:|
The wait list may get shorter.

[Xanmyral]

I'm not so sure they would get stuck in Jewel, you'd need decent penetration for that, although neither their poison or their stabby bits would really effect him as much as it would anyone else in the party. Really though, I just suggestion stabbing them until they're dead for the killing the scorpion bit, with a focus on avoiding/targeting the tail. That's not to say Jewel couldn't try to grapple their tails though, that might be the smarter alternative.

...Can we try to tame one? I think having us ride around on giant scorpions would be pretty awesome.