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Re: One word story
« Reply #180 on: May 25, 2013, 07:06:13 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because
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Re: One word story
« Reply #181 on: May 25, 2013, 07:24:40 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't
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Re: One word story
« Reply #182 on: May 25, 2013, 07:48:49 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed
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Re: One word story
« Reply #183 on: May 25, 2013, 10:00:29 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since
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Re: One word story
« Reply #184 on: May 25, 2013, 10:04:39 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011
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Re: One word story
« Reply #185 on: May 25, 2013, 10:10:56 pm »

he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011.  Water
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Re: One word story
« Reply #186 on: May 25, 2013, 10:13:29 pm »

he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011.  Water was
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Re: One word story
« Reply #187 on: May 25, 2013, 10:16:20 pm »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking
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Re: One word story
« Reply #188 on: May 26, 2013, 02:19:39 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture
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Re: One word story
« Reply #189 on: May 26, 2013, 02:40:14 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and

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Re: One word story
« Reply #190 on: May 26, 2013, 07:31:07 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and that
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Re: One word story
« Reply #191 on: May 26, 2013, 07:46:06 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and that caused
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Re: One word story
« Reply #192 on: May 26, 2013, 08:06:30 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and that caused the
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Re: One word story
« Reply #193 on: May 26, 2013, 08:41:07 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and that caused the stocks
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Re: One word story
« Reply #194 on: May 26, 2013, 09:56:54 am »

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only because hadn't bathed since 2011. Water was lacking moisture and that caused the stocks that
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