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[Xantalos]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating

[Dariush]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently

[GreatWyrmGold]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to

((How is this a "story"?))

[Chink]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power

((Tis the story of our collective insanity, I believe.))

[pisskop]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes.  Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial

[Hey, we have a main charecter!]

[Chink]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes.  Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions

((How do we have a main character? No person in this story has lasted more than a sentence or two.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes.  Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which

[Kansa]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes.  Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed

[pisskop]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical

[I was rooting for Ermey]

[Dariush]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian

((I think we should flesh out Ermey's backstory a bit.))

[Chink]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings.

[Kansa]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey
 

[lawastooshort]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank,
 

[Xantalos]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but

[Chink]

Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but only