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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2013, 08:28:48 pm »
Does DinoHitler have an opening for a trusted lieutenant?
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 12:44:09 am »
yes
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2013, 06:23:04 am »
What genus would said lieutenant be?
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2013, 07:16:54 am »
some kind of evil dinonazi?

anyone who hates freeman moxy or sequins
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2013, 09:17:48 am »
Caesar Marcus Aurelius Antonius Augustus, Imperator Romanorum, in autoraeda lenonis campus belli advenit!

'Cave, DinoHitler, Rex Dinosaurorum! Celeriter vincam te!'

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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2013, 09:53:16 am »
can i bee dinhitler?
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2013, 09:59:16 am »
you can order him to do stuff which is kind of the same yes

also i'm doing the turn now so dont be surprised if you dont get your action in this turn if you post after now
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 10:17:30 am by lawastooshort »
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you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2013, 04:12:22 pm »

the forces of freedom and democracy approach

Quote from: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 02:53:18 pm
Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!

...just as you open your mouth to speak a forty foot tall wall of vomit approaches too

it goes in your mouth

and your throat

it explodes your guts out

you don't get to finish your speech

sorry

Quote from: Chink on May 20, 2013, 02:08:07 pm
Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.

...you bite that sucker in the guts

they bleed so bad

haha

plus you summon your homies

unfortunately also one of your skills disappears and then also your legs are crushed off

Wound Acquired: Davy ENORMOCROCKETT: Severely Bleeding Guts!

Quote from: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2013, 11:07:55 am
Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:

...narrowly avoiding having your guts headbutted off like jochen your sidekick you sneak into paul mccartney's toilet to sabotage his life

but you nearly trip up instead

Quote from: scapheap on May 20, 2013, 10:28:53 am
Stab archimedes

a small kitty approaches

he retches

out comes a black hole

you die in thousands of tiny dense pieces whilst decimating your friends with bits of roman and nudity

feel free to try again

Spoiler: Dead Crazy Joe Goebbels, Dinoreich Oddly Human Minister of Dinopropaganda (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dead Ares (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2013, 04:48:01 pm »
Engage secret technique: Like a 6-year old! Bite his face off! The Dino Squadron shall help Otto in these activities.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2013, 05:16:26 pm »
DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART: The Evil Center (about 43% of dinobrain)
Skills for DINOHITLER: Made of Evil, Total War, Mediocre Painter, Stupid Evil.
Action: Engage Total War, eat Schrodinger's Cat to both heal wounds and fulfill petty evil act quota for now.

Is that too many skills? Just thought, since nobody else is stepping up, might as well go full-on.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 05:23:16 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2013, 01:22:49 am »
no that is good dinohitlering also risk of no turn today

« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 06:28:43 am by lawastooshort »
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2013, 06:25:55 am »

Quote from: Harry Baldman on May 21, 2013, 05:16:26 pm
Action: Engage Total War, eat Schrodinger's Cat to both heal wounds and fulfill petty evil act quota for now.

you eat the cat after summoning ravenous elite dinonazis but the cat is a hologram and doesn’t heal your wounds oh well hahah the cat chokes on a furball

but then suddenly davy crockett kicks a bunch of dinosaurs at you and it hurts a lot

suddenly steve irwin lodges himself in your brain and explodes

it hurts a lot

one hero of freedom down three or four or five i don’t even know to go

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Severed Guts!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Bleeding Skull!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Severed Left Leg!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: SEVERED BRAIN!

Quote from: Chink on May 21, 2013, 04:48:01 pm
Engage secret technique: Like a 6-year old! Bite his face off! The Dino Squadron shall help Otto in these activities.

you lose initiative and davy crockett kicks you at the fuhrer it is bad and hurts a lot so in a rage you run with no legs at davy crockett and you and your homies bite him up a bit haha

WOUND ACQUIRED: Otto Von or Van Dino: Broken Head!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 1: Severed Thighs!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 2: Bleeding Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 3: Fractured Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: Davy Crockett: Bleeding Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: Davy Crockett: Bleeding Guts!

anyone can still join as romans or bad guys or dinonazis or anything also you can click on the title

Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2013, 09:49:47 am »
Scream at wounds in angry-sounding Dinogerman until they stop bleeding and become scabs. Activate Total War.
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2013, 09:54:42 am »
do you want the total war minions to do anything other than order coffee
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Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2013, 10:05:10 am »
Sure. Why not.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 (already summoned ones) - provide medical aid to the Dinofuhrer.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 (newly summoned ones) - protect Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 and the Dinofuhrer.
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