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[lawastooshort]

you are dinohitler or one of his minions

you are dinohitler’s hivemind or one of his minions but not heinrich hamster because that is monk12 and your aim is not to be killed by adventuring heroes to kill the democracy loving freedom giving adventuring heroes of legend and tremendous power before they kill you which is their ultimate objective after over a year of adventuring you are very very evil which is why you want to kill them and why they want to kill you you have done lots of evil stuff although we haven’t seen any of it it all happened off screen you just have to take david bowie’s word for it and probably marcus aurelius because he is quite clever too and also a famous pimp

so far there is

Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: DINOHITLER, CHIEF OF ALL EVIL
Status:
Inventory:
Wounds: [HP:250/250]
Skills:

he has no skills yet

plus his minions

Roman Legion:
Flying Emu Squadron:
Stingrays:

he probably has other minions you can be his minion

he is very evil so he also has lots of enemies such as captain kirk a famous singer

his foes number amongst them

paul mccartney

steve irwin in a box

davy “ENORMOCROCKETT” crockett

archimedes

HULKIMEDES

a small cat

so you can do what do you do to kill them

freeformschooler says i need a sign up sheet ps also i thank him:
Name:
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill:
An action?

so you can control a minion fighting to kill the adventurers or you can control part of dhinohitler's brain because he is fighting the adventurers or also dinohitler has no STATS so you can do his stats

[Harry Baldman]

Oh, I gotta submit for this.

Spoiler: Crazy Joe Goebbels, Dinoreich Oddly Human Minister of Dinopropaganda (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: Crazy Joe Goebbels
Status: Crazy, Deformed Right Leg, Otherwise Fine
Inventory: Snazzy Ceremonial Dinonazi Leather Robe, Collection of Dinopropaganda, Dinopistole-Parabellum 1908, Metal Leg Brace.
Wounds: [HP:75/75]
Skills: Book Burner, Beacon of Dinonazism, Epicenter of Hatred, Osteomyelitis Victim.

Did I do this right?

[lawastooshort]

yes that'll do i like the colours funnily enough i was going to have joseph gerbils fight in a sing off against paul mccartney but then i didnt

perhaps i should punctuate and capitalise but i do that obsessively elsewhere

[Tiruin]

I am so watching this XD

[LordSlowpoke]

There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong in this game.

...I can't think of a good character. Goddamnit. PTW!

[Harry Baldman]

There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong in this game.

...I can't think of a good character. Goddamnit. PTW!

I was also thinking of Claus von Stauffenberg. Implacable, but slightly disloyal - perfect combination!

[lawastooshort]

...I can't think of a good character.

be dinohitler's brain you are welcome

or one of the romans

or a flying emu

or a stingray

[Cheesecake]

PTW

Hitler und dinosaurs. Two of mein most favourite zings in ze vorld.

[jakeread1]

Dinohitler Vs. The justice league?

[scapheap]

Name: Ares
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART: Roman Legion
Or a skill: Countering
Stab archimedes

[Il Palazzo]

Name: Otto Skorzeny von Skorzeny & Jochen Peiper at the Gates of Dawn
Minion: The Clandestine SS-iamese Twins
Skill: Morph into road signs
Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:

Spoiler: Suddenly, a wild sign appears! (click to show/hide)

[Chink]

Hopefully in.

Spoiler: Is this Okay? (click to show/hide)

Name: Otto van Dino
Minion: Leader of the SS Velociraptor Squad
Status: Not talkin' 'bout it..
Inventory: Advanced Steel Teeth!
Wounds: [HP:115/115]
Skill: Velociraptor!, Trained Murder Dinosaur, Dino-Tough!, Velocispeed!,(?), Squad Leader!(?), He's just a Dino.

Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.

[lawastooshort]

Spoiler: yes it probably is but also everyone needs an action (click to show/hide)

[Harry Baldman]

Okay then! Action!

Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!

[lawastooshort]

right everybody is in and everybody else who might want to is in and i will get started tomorrow but now

sleepytimes