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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2013, 06:58:14 am »
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"Even dead gods dream."

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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2013, 02:41:21 pm »
Tell my real children... that I love them.
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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2013, 07:02:03 pm »
"You'll do no better.*cough* He...is already...watching...youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........(That was the dying breath)"
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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2013, 01:25:40 am »
"You... must avenge me... kill... him... what's his name... he... has killed me..."
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« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2013, 02:30:00 am »
"I want to be buried in a pyramid." Can't really deny a dying man his wish, so your family is in for 20-30 years of back-breaking fun.
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« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2013, 02:30:28 am »
I. . . I actually told my parents that once ._.
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« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2013, 02:42:17 am »
" Thanks Obama!"
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« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2013, 07:23:45 pm »
"Entropy is a lie"
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« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2013, 07:40:13 pm »
Christopher Hitchens:

Capitalism. Downfall.
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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #69 on: May 28, 2013, 10:04:56 am »
I change mine.

Me: "Son... I need... I need..."

Son: "What do you need, dad?"

Me: "A tailor..."

Son: (Confused face)

Me: "Cuz I ripped mah pants!" *Dies*
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« Reply #70 on: May 28, 2013, 03:13:22 pm »
You know, I've tried to think of something to say, but still after all this time the best I can come up with is, "I'm glad I saw epic movie."
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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #71 on: May 28, 2013, 04:06:08 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on May 28, 2013, 03:13:22 pm
You know, I've tried to think of something to say, but still after all this time the best I can come up with is, "I'm glad I saw epic movie."
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« Reply #72 on: May 28, 2013, 04:17:59 pm »
'Team ... Edward ... FTW LOL HAX0r$'
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Re: Your Dying Words. And you're a complete douche bag...
« Reply #73 on: May 28, 2013, 04:22:04 pm »
"I never told you to spare your feelings, but everybody hates you and we all think you're an asshole. I just realized your feelings aren't worth sparing, asshole. Also you're adopted and you weren't the one we wanted--we got stuck with you. We got there late because we didn't care about you and neither did anybody else, and you were what was leftover. Frankly, I don't even want you here, with or without a bag on your head. Am I senile or not? You'll never know...." [dies]
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« Reply #74 on: May 28, 2013, 04:26:38 pm »
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