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[Dariush]

I say we should make the rest of the house into followers, and have them spread the word that there exists a god that, if spoken to at night, grants what the heart desires.

Oooh, this.

[Eotyrannus]

Hearts don't really have desires, though. Unless it's to keep doing what they're doing.

So we will grant them the gift of becoming a pulsating bit of flesh?

[shadenight123]

Hearts don't really have desires, though. Unless it's to keep doing what they're doing.

So we will grant them the gift of becoming a pulsating bit of flesh?

It is wonderfully ironic.

Maybe we could add the catch phrase...
"You should have read the fine print, uhuhuh"

[scapheap]

Hearts don't really have desires, though. Unless it's to keep doing what they're doing.

So we will grant them the gift of becoming a pulsating bit of flesh?

It is wonderfully ironic.

Maybe we could add the catch phrase...
"You should have read the fine print, uhuhuh"

*Claps*

[Dariush]

Alternately (and less cruelly) we can say that their hearts desire nothing and thus give them nothing.

[MrSparky]

Alternately (and less cruelly) we can say that their hearts desire nothing and thus give them nothing.

Since when do we do anything less cruelly?

[Dariush]

Alternately (and less cruelly) we can say that their hearts desire nothing and thus give them nothing.

Since when do we do anything less cruelly?

Well, maybe this one game would be an exception? ^_^

[Eotyrannus]

Alternately (and less cruelly) we can say that their hearts desire nothing and thus give them nothing.

Since when do we do anything less cruelly?

Well, maybe this one game would be an exception? ^_^

*SLAP*
NO

[shadenight123]

We will only keep 'alive' those we sense have 'potential'.
And we will do our best to subdue-convert the families of those who resist.

[Armok]

> form part of yourself into an interface for this network, and transfer as much of your presence into it as possible, as well as hastily created autonomous servant minds.

[Xantalos]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
GUYS
YOU MISSED IT?!

Use the ritual properly - summon the rest of our power to us.

[Chink]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
GUYS
YOU MISSED IT?!

Use the ritual properly - summon the rest of our power to us.

Are you sure we can? I'm pretty sure we need our relics. If we can, +1.

[Xantalos]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
GUYS
YOU MISSED IT?!

Use the ritual properly - summon the rest of our power to us.

Are you sure we can? I'm pretty sure we need our relics. If we can, +1.

A few teenagers managed to fu up the ritual enough to summon a little of us.
We're much more competent.

[Dunamisdeos]

You can't summon yourself. Aberrations do not work that way. More likely we'd summon a rival.

But I think recovering these relics should be a #1 priority.

[Xantalos]

You can't summon yourself. Aberrations do not work that way. More likely we'd summon a rival.

But I think recovering these relics should be a #1 priority.

Let's at least try.
Also, examine their memories. How did they figure out how to summon us?