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[shadenight123]

Blearily, you open your eyes.
Weakly, you try to stand up.
Have your legs always been that short?
You touch your beard and frown. Had you a beard to begin with?
You look around the room and it isn't yours. It's a strange room. It has a bed on which you're sitting.
Then in front of you there is the drawer, directly occupying the spot and preventing you from reaching the door.
It's more of a prison cell than a room, and yet you can see the half-eaten remains of something on your bed-sheets.
The thing is actually still twitching and oozing fat.
You are clearly underground, there is no light source, but you can see. Something blinks in front of you, a sort of...menu?

OBLIGATORY NAME= Urist
INSERT SURNAME=
INSERT PROFESSION (10pnts available-only 2 professions)=
ENTER THE MILITARY (Y/N)=
INSERT NAME OF GRUDGE=
INSERT NAME OF FAVORITE MATERIAL=
INSERT NAME OF FAVORITE OBJECT=
INSERT NAME OF FAVORITE FOOD=
MODDED MOD (Y/N)=
INSERT SUB-RACE (If MOD (Y)) =
INSERT CASTE (If MOD (Y)) =

[Dariush]

McCatlady
The Cat Overseer
N
The cathaters
Cat leather
Cats
Cat liver
N

[Xanmyral]

Alden
Pencil Pusher
N
Insects
Silver
Stapler
Bacon Burger
N
N
N

[a1s]

Axehand
axeman, woodcutter
N
Tree
Wood
Log
Bandar Log meat.
N

[shadenight123]

You are Urist.
McCatlady
Axeman (Novice) - Woodcutter (Novice)
You are not in the military
You have a grudge against Elves and Insect races.
You like Silver, cat leather and wood. Your favorite food is cat meat (sometimes in burgers) and tree saplings (sometimes overgrown to tree logs).
You are not in a caste. Mods deactivated.
You are not a sub-race.


You complete the menu quickly.

You have a wood drawer in front of you. You are on a bed. There is a piece of food on the bed. Beyond the drawer you can see the door.
You are lacking cats.

[Ameablable]

Pick up the food and lick it. if it tastes good eat it

[Tomcost]

Sense that there is a sock outside coated in goblin vomit, go to retrieve it.

[shadenight123]

You eat the **Roasted Forgotten Beast Roast with Roasting Roast of Roasted Roast of Forgotten Beast**
It is delicious.
It also shriek out as you chew on it, for extra deliciousness.
You use your sock senses, and you realize there is a sock nearby.
You phase through the drawer, because all dwarves can do that, and you open the door.
There is a sock there, near you! You claim the sock and throw it in the air as a music sings 'paraparapapapapaaaa'.
Somehow, you feel it would be better if you blond spiky hair and a giant sword.
You don't, and that's sad.
You now have a Sock. You are outside the room and in the long corridor. There are other doors like yours around. You hear snoring. You hear 'Spore-release'. You see moss on the ground. You see shrubs on the ground.
You also have no idea where to go.
Choose:
Forward, Backwards, in a random room.

[werty892]

Forward, FOR GLORY!

[kj1225]

Put on sock, enter random room.

[shadenight123]

You go Forward a bit.
There are engravings across the walls and the floor.
There is an **Engraved here is the image of an engraved here, the engraved here is weeping because engraved here is the engraved here image of an engraved here engraved here cat. The cat is dead. The demons are puzzled at the engraved here engraving of an engraved here engraved here.**
Somehow, you feel a headache.
It clearly is because of a lack of booze in your system.
You open a random door after...
Cannot Equip Sock, Sock already equipped: Sock is 'Held in Right Hand'.
The door opens to a Drawer. Behind it two Dwarves are Spore-Releasing.
They are Urist McGravedigger and Urista McDyer.
They are in a relationship.
View relationship of Dwarves (Y/N)?

[Armok]

> realize how full of FUN DF is and freak out!

[weenog]

Path to booze stockpile after successful tantrum.

[shadenight123]

You are not afraid of Dwarves releasing spores.
You are afraid of being without booze.
You start running towards the stockpile, and when you arrive you see barrels.
Thousands of barrels.
One of these barrels will probably contain booze, and your dwarf senses tingle as you near a Cedar-Barrel which seems to emanate a alcoholic scent.
You look inside and see dead and half-melted gnome remains...
You have found Gnomeblight! Drink (Y/N)?

[weenog]

No.  Find and kegstand on fine staple booze first, then experiment with exotic mixed drinks.