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[tahujdt]

After playing the iPad port of Pirates, I though an LP would be just the thing. Without further ado, here it is!

Spoiler: Chapter 1: in which we read the first chapter (click to show/hide)

A bit of plot for those of you who haven't played Pirates!, you (the player) are the last scion of a formerly-wealthy house. Your family was sold into slavery because of your debt, but you managed to escape. You take a job on board a sloop, but then mutiny and become a 'permanently non-contractual privateer'. The (ultimate) ending is to rescue all the members of your family, and become rich. And now, here's a picture of me:

I chose the 'Skilled in Medicine' specialty, which will help me live longer.

Spoiler: Chapter 2: in which Urist joins up with a Dutch ship (click to show/hide)

Lessee, that job ad said 'permanent non-contractual privateer, so I assume that I should sign up with a ship.
You can sail with me to St. Martin.
No way, creepy Dutch dude. I am not sailing anywhere with you.

Dammit, I hate Gilligan cuts.

Spoiler: Chapter Three: in which Urist goes through a long cutscene and gains control of the ship (click to show/hide)

Well, that was quick. Hooray for fast track programs! Let's see where we are now;

Can't go back to St. Martin, or they'll sink us. Lets find us a ship to capture.

Here's one!

We fire...

Yes! A direct hit!

They surrender, and we take the ship and everything aboard, including 41 tons of sugar.
That was a good one! Hopefully we can sell that sugar in Havana or Santiago.

Will be updated tomorrow, hopefully with funnier stuff.