The True Update 17 of RestartThis turn was brought to you by using arena mode combat and dwarves numbered 1-6 to give the results!
Someone get the Rocky music! GWGPS: Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.
(2) You cannot find a sensei to train you.
I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.
(4) Thesaurus Dragonsis swears revenge upon the Bear, and you heal halfway at a hospital. You then cannot wait to go training, but your sensei is soon murdered. You pray to GWGPS to give you the strength to fight the Bear, but wind up being teleported to his location, where some eldrich abilities activate, causing you to merge into the conglomeration!
The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!
(6) You use the finest technology known to bearkind, transforming yourself into a robo-bear! You kill the dragon's sensei, and faceplant in a pile of cocane, which messes up your systems, causing a fried sanity circuit board!
K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.
(4) You produce a slightly lesser version of the ancient song, "Gagnam Style"
>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot
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>The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.
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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate
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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!
>Made a similar Gangam style parody.
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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon. Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die. You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack. This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed. The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe. It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed. It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present. The method of creating the portals is technological. The portal is one-way, in your direction. It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer. When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.
>Whenever another dragon approaches you, it is assimilated into you.
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>T. Dragonsis's sensei is dead
>T. Dragonsis has sworn revenge on T. Bear.
>T. Dragonsis has become another head of the GreatWyrm conglomeration.
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>T. Bear is a robobear
>T. Bear has a fried sanity chip, causing actions used for him to be forced to not make sense!
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GM RULES:
1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot. The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
5) Conflicting actions will be resolved by cage match.
6) Remuthra must return kj1225's PlayStation before the end of the console war.
Next Gm out of those who sent in actions: RAM again! (Someone send him a message, because I maxed out of PM's telling former players of 'You are the head of a hydra' of the restart.)
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