I am going to claim the next turn now because I want to write it but I have other duties to attend. It'll be up in... five hours, tops. Post them actions. :3
Well, I guess the bogosort would be a misnomer- though we are jumping to the universe/timeline where it was turned off, instead of having to live through the whole 'starve ourselves to death'. So a quantum bogosort would have the same result. Rephrase:
Hold ourselves hostage until they switch off the device forever- starve ourselves in protest, resume at this same point once KIM JONG-HUI has come to his senses and abdicated his magic-monopolization device.
UPDATE 12 OF GLORIOUS RESTART
KIM JONG-HUI
THE
GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S HERO DECIDES TO BE GLORIOUS ONCE MORE! WHAT IS ON THE AGENDA TODAY, BELOVED LEADER?
KJH: Mandate which forms of moustache twirling are allowable in North Universe.
[3][2][1][3][1] THEY ARE BANNED
ALL OF THEM, FOREVER
REMOVE FACIAL HAIR FROM THE PREMISES [3] GOOD NEWS, THE NAVY ACTUALLY HAS A GIANT FLAMETHROWER IN STOCK FOR PLANETARY OPERATIONS. IT'LL TAKE
TWO TURNS TO REFURBISH.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT THE NAVY ANYWAY? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM FOR FAR TOO LONG, AND YOUR
GOLF CART IS NOT MOVING ANYWHERE EITHER.
KJH: Build a gun that shoots death-stars.
[6] YOU HAVE THEM BUILD A GUN THAT SHOOTS DEATH-STARS. WHICH SHOOT MORE GUNS. WHICH SHOOT MORE DEATH-STARS. IT'S FUCKING
AWESOME.THE INFRASTRUCTURE ADVISORY ASKS IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO UNFUCK SPACE TRAVEL SINCE APPARENTLY THE SHUTTLES CAN'T MOVE THROUGH A 20 PARSEC THICK
WALL OF DEATH STAR, THE FUCKING DISGUSTING POST-IMPERIALIST EXCUSES FOR
BEST UNIVERSAN VESSELS THE LOT. YOU SLAP THE ENTIRE BOARD ACROSS THE FACE. TWICE. AND THEN HAVE THEM THROWN INTO ONE OF THE GUNS WHILE IT FIRES. THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO NOT TRUST YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITIES.
[2] OF COURSE THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WITH OUR ENTIRE NEW FLEET DRAINING POWER FROM SOME RANDOM BATTERY A
N INSANE VERY GOOD ENGINEER COOKED UP. GIVE HIM TWO BONUS BAGS OF SPACE RICE FOR THE EFFORT.
Great Wyrm Gold-Pyrite
GWG&P: Build a cardboard box that prevents the magic-negating device from being aware of you.
[4] Taking after thousands of stealth guidebooks you've read during your lives, you decide that a cardboard box is a great idea for disregarding magical effects. It is promptly constructed and wielded.
[2] Someplace, somewhere, a red exclamation mark flashes...
GWG: Become your own G.M.
[1] Pyrite slaps you for trying to act on your own accord.
Strife initiated.what, no, i haven't been fucking around trying to record a cataclysm let's play for two hours while doing this, no siree. from where even the idea?
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