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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #165 on: May 14, 2013, 09:22:08 pm »

Well, then! Let's start a riot!


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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #166 on: May 14, 2013, 09:23:28 pm »

Well, then! Let's start a riot!

We still need a GM to take over...

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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #167 on: May 15, 2013, 06:14:55 am »

Btw, I was saying use a metaphysical bogosort to make our way into a timeline where the machine is either off or turns off immediately.
What with the presence of multiple universes/timelines & timetravel, I figured the future would get the message pretty quick.
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« Reply #168 on: May 15, 2013, 08:50:58 am »

Spoiler: SHOW INSIGHTLOG (click to show/hide)

UPDATE 9 OF GLORIOUS RESTART

YOU ARE KIM JONG-HUI. TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE OVERSEEING THE BEST UNIVERSAN WORKER'S PARADISE, BUT ONE THING IS TROUBLING YOU.

FOR REASONS THAT YOU CANNOT FATHOM YOUR FAVORITE MAGICAL GOLF CART CEASED FUNCTIONING. YOU HAD ALL THE TECHPRIESTS EXECUTED AND REPLACED, BUT IT DID NOT WORK. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING AFOOT, AND YOU SMELL THE FAINT AURA OF IMPERIALIST SWINE IN THE AIR.

WHAT SHALL THE WORKER'S PARADISE DO, GLORIOUS LEADER?



Become the god of flossing between your toes!

GLORIOUS MASTERPLAN, AS EXPECTED OF YOU, GLORIOUS LEADER. [5] THE WORKER'S PARADISE, ALONG MANY OTHER TITLES, NOW WORSHIPS YOU AS THE GOD OF FLOSSING BETWEEN THE TOES. THANKFULLY, THIS DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH YOUR FATHER'S TITLE OF THE KING OF FLOSSING BETWEEN THE EARS, AND SO THE MILITARY APPROVES BY DEPLOYING A SPECIAL PARADE IN YOUR HONOR. [3] THEIR TOEFLOSSING IS HORRIBLY MEDIOCRE. YOU ORDER THE ENTIRE DIVISION SENT INTO THE SUN.

Well, then! Let's start a riot!

[6] YOU REBEL AGAINST YOURSELF. YOU ARE FORCED TO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE TO SUBDUE THE REBELS. AS THE REBELS REACH FOR THE DIAMOND-PLATED PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER, THE GOVERNMENT RESPONDS WITH GLASSING A NEARBY PLANET. [3] THIS DISPLAY LETS YOU BE AT PEACE WITH YOURSELF. FOR NOW.
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« Reply #169 on: May 15, 2013, 09:22:01 am »

Fall in with the wrong crowd, get set up, go to prison, learn a life lesson, get bitten by a radioactive animal, gain superpowers, fail to save kindly relative, then get released from prison because your noble spirit inspired the guilty party to honesty.
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« Reply #170 on: May 15, 2013, 11:19:26 am »

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*Exploits GM rule #3 to initialize format change to include Kim Jong-Hui as well as the Great Wyrms.  Action specification now necessary, but you can post for both parties*

Update 10 of Restart

KIM JONG-HUI

Fall in with the wrong crowd, get set up, go to prison, learn a life lesson, get bitten by a radioactive animal, gain superpowers, fail to save kindly relative, then get released from prison because your noble spirit inspired the guilty party to honesty.

(d10)
6 - You fall in with the slightly unsavory crowd
5 - Who sets you up with some other people for a crime
7 - that causes you to go to prison,
1 - where you stay completely stubborn and learn nothing new.
8 - You get bit by a radioactive venus fly trap,
4 - and gain the power of emitting radioactive waves that you are not immune to, giving you cancer.
3 - You manage to save an evil relative, and
10 - are released from prison and branded a greater hero than you were before, if that was at all possible.



Great Wyrms Gold and Pyrite

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oh god what be this where is the minimalism

There doesn't have to be minimalism everywhere.  There could be a semi-serious plot.  Though, the Kim Jong-Hui part could serve as the minimalist aspect, with the Great Wyrm part being the semi-serious plot.
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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #171 on: May 15, 2013, 12:31:03 pm »

GreatWormGold/Pyrite
By god! Use a quantum bogosort to disable the future-based anti-magic device!
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« Reply #172 on: May 15, 2013, 09:03:04 pm »

Since when did we have the capacity to destroy realities?
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« Reply #173 on: May 15, 2013, 09:08:35 pm »

Since we can an-hero-- the future koreans obviously want us for their nefarious plans, otherwise they wouldn't have manipulated the past universes/timelines in order to get us to this point. And if they want our cooperation, they'll have to give us back our damn magic.
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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #174 on: May 15, 2013, 09:36:44 pm »

I find it funny that my plot setup is the serious one.

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« Reply #175 on: May 16, 2013, 12:15:11 pm »

I find it funny that my plot setup is the serious one.

Well, I was the one who made the majority of the posts, but you started the dominoes.

Since we can an-hero-- the future koreans obviously want us for their nefarious plans, otherwise they wouldn't have manipulated the past universes/timelines in order to get us to this point. And if they want our cooperation, they'll have to give us back our damn magic.

Considering how they quite possibly came to power through killing the Eldrich Abomination, that you needed to die in combat in order to let it into this world, they basically just want to stay in power.

By the way, what is a Quantum Bogosort?  If it requires some form of magic, the machine makes it off limits.
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« Reply #176 on: May 16, 2013, 02:07:13 pm »

I linked it last time. A quantum bogosort. We only possess universe-destroying powers vicariously, and can hostage ourselves with no ill effects because of this.
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« Reply #177 on: May 16, 2013, 06:28:37 pm »

Update 11 of Restart

KIM JONG-HUI

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Great Wyrms Gold and Pyrite

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By god! Use a quantum bogosort to disable the future-based anti-magic device!

You manage to break into the first quantum computer, and begin a quantum bogosort to disable the anti-magic device.  It appears to work for a split second, but then all the magic you had gained is stolen by the device again.  It may be that someone had seen the switch was off, and flipped the machine back on.  In an uncontrolled fit of rage, you destroy the computer with Pyrite, and then kill the team that created the machine.  When you finally calm down, you realize what you had just done, and you facepaw.  Unfortunately, Pyrite does the exact same thing, causing you to both to fall to the ground, looking like combined idiots.  Which is what you basically were at that moment.








oh god what be this where is the minimalism

There doesn't have to be minimalism everywhere.  There could be a semi-serious plot.  Though, the Kim Jong-Hui part could serve as the minimalist aspect, with the Great Wyrm part being the semi-serious plot.
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« Reply #178 on: May 16, 2013, 07:04:56 pm »

Well, I guess the bogosort would be a misnomer- though we are jumping to the universe/timeline where it was turned off, instead of having to live through the whole 'starve ourselves to death'. So a quantum bogosort would have the same result. Rephrase:

Hold ourselves hostage until they switch off the device forever- starve ourselves in protest, resume at this same point once KIM JONG-HUI has come to his senses and abdicated his magic-monopolization device.
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« Reply #179 on: May 16, 2013, 07:06:20 pm »

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