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[Remuthra]

Are we still in the time of Cavemen and Dinosaurs with Lasers?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Are we still in the time of Cavemen and Dinosaurs with Lasers?

The time spent in the void caused the bolded part to happen:

Spoiler: Updated Canon Stuff (click to show/hide)

>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon.  Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die.  You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack.  This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed.  The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe.  It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed.  It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present.

1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn
2) Stick to canon of the restart
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.

[Remuthra]

Is the Order still in the future then, or are we in the future with them?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Is the Order still in the future then, or are we in the future with them?

They are in the further, further future.  We'll say North Korea controls the universe, where they are at.


It is with this that I take my leave.  Whoever GM's, please put this at the bottom of your updates, and update it to the latest canon.

Spoiler: Newest Updated Canon Stuff w/ GM rules (click to show/hide)

>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon.  Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die.  You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack.  This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed.  The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe.  It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed.  It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present.  The method of creating the portals is technological.  The portal is one-way, in your direction.  It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.

1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.  The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.

[kj1225]

Wait aren't time portals magic?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Wait aren't time portals magic?

Sufficiently Advanced Technology.  Besides, the effect is only on Gold and Pyrite's portion of the timeline + or - 1000 years.

[kj1225]

So in theory we could cause a power overload and break them so we can magic?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

So in theory we could cause a power overload and break them so we can magic?

In theory.  In practice, how are you going to reverse the one way portal without magic?

[kj1225]

Who said we were reversing anything? We just gotta turn it off.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Who said we were reversing anything? We just gotta turn it off.

As it was said in canon, it is in the extremely far future.

[kj1225]

Why must things be so complicated in the future?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Why must things be so complicated in the future?

North Korea has control of the Universe.

[RAM]

Become the god of flossing between your toes!

[kj1225]

Why must things be so complicated in the future?

North Korea has control of the Universe.

... How has everything not broken?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Why must things be so complicated in the future?

North Korea has control of the Universe.

... How has everything not broken?

Who says it's not broken?  Besides what the near-omnifunded Order maintains.


Anyway, who is going to be GM, now?

Spoiler: Canon Stuff w/ GM rules dragged down (click to show/hide)

>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon.  Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die.  You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack.  This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed.  The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe.  It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed.  It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present.  The method of creating the portals is technological.  The portal is one-way, in your direction.  It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.

1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.  The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.