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[kj1225]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

I can take that position, for a time.

[Remuthra]

What are your goals?

Oh right, dogs aren't a thing yet.

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

I can take that position, for a time.

[626 author test. Critical Mediocrity!]

The GM is now more sensical and receptive. However, you are still in the Time of Cavemen and Dinosaurs With Lasers.

[kj1225]

Oh, well that's better than I hoped. Give cavemen the choice to join us as cultists or die in a fire. Then have a ritual orgy in our honor.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Ask GM for explanation of rolling system.

[GreatWyrmGold]

YOU ARE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

Hey!

[Remuthra]

The rolling system is actually a thing. I start by rolling a d1000. From there I assign bonuses and maluses based on the situation, both in the metagame and in the game itself. I take that number and divide it by a random number between 1 and 10. That number is added to the association bonus, which tells how likely it is that the situation should succeed. Finding some materials or picking up a boulder get bonuses, while pushing planets out of orbit and enslaving the Elder Gods get maluses. The final result is a number, of which higher numbers are better and lower numbers are worse. The restart roll was quite a good roll. From there I determine what the result of the action is.

YOU ARE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

Hey!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Ok, well then, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FURRY CRITTERS TO ABDUCT!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Update 2 of Restart

Oh, well that's better than I hoped. Give cavemen the choice to join us as cultists or die in a fire. Then have a ritual orgy in our honor.

It would theoretically have been possible to do this, but all of the cavemen are cultists to GreatWyrmPyrite, who switched your identities at the top of a pantheon of the cavemen and has the intelligent dinosaurs under his command.   You are an enemy of the world, because you have been forced under the identity of GreatWyrmPyrite.  Pyrite has also institutionalized a universe-wide antimagic barrier that is powered by the worship he gets under your identity.  Thankfully, you are still able to fly to altitudes maxing out at one mile above sea level, as well as being able to breathe fire.  You must stop Pyrite, but his armies make him invulnerable to direct assault, and the anti-magic barrier prevents respawns.  This will take some cunning to get around.

Ok, well then, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FURRY CRITTERS TO ABDUCT!

The other mammalarian creatures could assist in the formation of a rebellion against Pyrite, but intelligence is not their strong suit.

[LordSlowpoke]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.

[Remuthra]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.

Non-dinolaser me is here too.

[kj1225]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.

Non-dinolaser me is here too.

Wait, why not all three of you do it?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.

Non-dinolaser me is here too.

Wait...did the 626 transfer control to me, or are you still in control?

Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME

BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.

I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.

Non-dinolaser me is here too.

Wait, why not all three of you do it?

I've just posted a more detailed setting.  (Now in italics)

[Remuthra]

I don't think this game actually has a GM. The GM is whoever feels like updating.