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[GreatWyrmGold]

((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))

It doesn't actually kill them, it just causes them to collapse, unable to lift their own weight. Now you would think that this would stop them from breathing at the least, but apparently not...

It only weakens voluntary muscles. As good creatures, they care about such things.

[Remuthra]

Work on constructing a set of Dragon Armor, complete with cannons.

[LordSlowpoke]

Create a fire so hot that it burns itself!

[1] WHAT
OH SO YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SMEAR THE FIRE ALL OVER YOURSELF AFTER CREATING IT

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Ｆｉｒｅ　ｇｅｔ！　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ　ｕｐｄａｔｅｄ．

Work on constructing a set of Dragon Armor, complete with cannons.

[5] YOU RIP AND TEAR THROUGH THE GRAVEL DRAGONS UNTIL YOU HAVE ENOUGH SCALES TO BUILD ARMOR THAT [3] INADVERTENTLY SUMMONS X-ZIBIT WHEN YOU PUT IT ON FOR FINISHING TOUCHES

[6] CANNONS? CANNONS ARE FOR SCRUBS. YOUR TORSO NOW BOASTS FOUR ASSAULT CHAINGUNS. THAT'S LIKE FOUR HOUND-CLASS VESSELS. YEAH.

Ａｒｍｏｒ　ｓｅｔ　ｇｅｔ！　Ａｒｍｏｒ　ｓｅｔ　ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ！　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ　ｕｐｄａｔｅｄ．

SHOW ME YOUR DYKEFACE

[2] NO DYKEFACE HERE, OFFICER. NO SIREE.

A WILD X-ZIBIT APPEARS! [1] IT'S TOO CONFUSED AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO TAKE AN ACTION THIS TURN.

ＳＴＡＴＵＳ：

－！！Ｇｒｅａｔ　Ｇｏｌｄ　Ｗｙｒｍ　ｐａｉｎｔｅｄ　ｒｅｄ！！
－Ｏｎ　ｇｒａｖｅｌ　ｄｒａｇｏｎ　ｐｌａｎｅｔ
－Ｉｎｖｅｎｔｏｒｙ：
　＊　！！Ｃｉｔｙ！！
　＊　Ｄｅｎ　（ｏｎ　ｇｒａｖｅｌ　ｄｒａｇｏｎ　ｐｌａｎｅｔ）
　＊　Ｄｒａｇｏｎ　ａｒｍｏｒ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
　＊　Ｓｅｌｆｂｕｒｎｉｎｇ　ｆｉｒｅ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
　＊　４　ａｓｓａｕｌｔ　ｃｈａｉｎｇｕｎｓ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
－Ａｌｌｙ：　Ｊｅｒｏｍｅ
　＊　？？？
－Ｓａｎｉｔｙ：　Ｒｅｃｏｖｅｒｉｎｇ
－Ｂｏｎｕｓ　ｔｏ　ｍｏｖｅｍｅｎｔ　ｓｐｅｅｄ

＞

[Xantalos]

HEHEHEHEHE
VISIT PLANET OF SCARY, POISONOUS AND OTHERWISE DANGEROUS PLANTS

[RangerCado]

((I used to question the sanity of this forums users... Then i played Dwarf Fortress))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.

[Lenglon]

((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))

They're also Lawful Good.

Aye, but trying to enforce alignment restrictions in a suggestion game is a waste of time. I do admit that it was out of character to randomly eat Stan, but... like I said, suggestion game, it's just not going to happen.

now then. *reads what happened while I was gone* what on... or off, earth?!? where? what? how???
Universal continuity appears to be busted.

um. ok. well, slowpoke has the reins, lets see what happens.

Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.

this is correct btw. gold dragons are immune to fire.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I would expect me to know how gold dragons work.

[Remuthra]

Who knows? You could actually be a pyrite dragon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

*glares*

Firstly, there is no such thing. Secondly, I am not one.

[kj1225]

Could you tell us about the things dragons can't mate with?

[GreatWyrmGold]

*uses firebreath the glare*

[LordSlowpoke]

HEHEHEHEHE
VISIT PLANET OF SCARY, POISONOUS AND OTHERWISE DANGEROUS PLANTS

[4] AFTER A LONG JOURNEY YOU [2] CRASH YOUR SNOUT INTO THE PLANET BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL COATED IN GOTTAGOFAST PAINT AND FLYING AT 42 LIGHTSPEEDS PER SECOND SQUARED

[3] YOU HEAR A PIERCING SCREAM. [5] Ｉｎｓｉｇｈｔ　ｓａｖｅｄ　ａｓ　ＩＮＳＩＧＨＴＬＯＧＦＩＬＥ＿００４．　THAT WAS PHYSICS. I THINK IT'S FINALLY DEAD, LOGIC IS NEXT UP.

Ｔｈｅ　ａｄｖｅｎｔｕｒｅｓ　ｏｆ　ＧＷＧ：　Ｃｈａｐｔｅｒ　ＩＩ：　Ｉｎｔｅｒｓｔｅｌｌａｒ　Ｇｒａｖｅｌ　Ｍｏｌｅｓｔｅｒ：　Ａｃｔ　ＩＩＩ：　Ｔｈｅ　Ｐｌａｎｅｔ　ｏｆ　Ｔｅａｒｓ

In the grimdark reality of the 35th millennium there are not many who can call themselves paragons of good. Some do so regardless, out of greed, out of simply not wishing to be associated with the ones attracted to the powerful individuals who trample over their own daughters for the sake of rubies. Rubies are the lifeblood of the land, and the most common way to get them are the great mines of Saltspit, its infinie wealth exchanged unknown to most in other realms in order t-

WHO GIVES A SHIT

[4] [6] [2] [5] [3] THE PLANET OF TEARS IS MADE OUT OF 6000000 MILLION CLOWNS CLUMPED INTO A SINGLE SPOT BY SOME SORT OF BATSHIT BANANA GRAVITY AND HONKS, ON TOP OF WHICH GROW PLANTS WHICH WILL EAT YOUR FACE FOR NO REASON, EXAMINE THE REST YOURSELF YOU NINCOMPOOP

Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.

[1] GOOD JOB, YOU BROKE IT. [2] THE GM CAN'T BE FUCKED SETTING UP A HEALTH SYSTEM THOUGH. TRY AGAIN NEXT TURN.

SHOW ME THE GODDAMN DYKEFACE

[4] DYKEFACE ACTIVATED. IT WILL LAST ANOTHER 7 TURNS.

>EXAMINE DRAGON ARMOR AND OWNER

[3] IT'S A DRAGON WEARING A DRAGON ARMOR. WHOOPIE DE FUCKING DOO.

ＳＴＡＴＵＳ：

－！！Ｇｒｅａｔ　Ｇｏｌｄ　Ｗｙｒｍ　ｐａｉｎｔｅｄ　ｒｅｄ！！
－Ｏｎ　Ｐｌａｎｅｔ　ｏｆ　Ｐａｉｎ
－Ｉｎｖｅｎｔｏｒｙ：
　＊　！！Ｃｉｔｙ！！
　＊　Ｄｅｎ　（ｏｎ　ｇｒａｖｅｌ　ｄｒａｇｏｎ　ｐｌａｎｅｔ）
　＊　Ｄｒａｇｏｎ　ａｒｍｏｒ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
　＊　Ｓｅｌｆｂｕｒｎｉｎｇ　ｆｉｒｅ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
　＊　４　ａｓｓａｕｌｔ　ｃｈａｉｎｇｕｎｓ　（ｅｑｕｉｐｐｅｄ）
－Ａｌｌｙ：　Ｊｅｆｆｒｅｙ
　＊　？？？
－Ｓａｎｉｔｙ：　Ｓｔａｂｌｅ
－Ｂｏｎｕｓ　ｔｏ　ｍｏｖｅｍｅｎｔ　ｓｐｅｅｄ

＞

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I'M GOING TO SLEEP AND WHEN I COME BACK SOMEONE BEST TAKE OVER BEFORE I REALIZE WHAT I HAVE DONE

[Lenglon]

Could you tell us about the things dragons can't mate with?

because dragons are shapechangers, they can generally mate with anything that has a gender. They cannot mate with creatures that reproduce asexually, creatures that reproduce through transformative or corruptive effects, or creatures that don't reproduce... period. for example, a dragon cannot mate with a gelatinous cube, but can mate with a dog. although why on earth a dragon would WANT to mate with a dog is anyone's guess.

[Xantalos]

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