Update 19 (of Restart)
Now with more love!
T. Dragonsis: Remember that you aren't actually a dragon and wonder why no one else seem to realize this. (He's actually the offspring of a genderbent Chuck Norris and a non-genderbent Bruce Lee.)
[.036] Bruce Lee and Charlene Norris met at a [18] classy swiss resort on vacation. Norris, being [11] about average looking, wooed Bruce by means of [16] intelligent conversation. Her intentions were [3] horrible, as she was only interested in the fame and possible money of banging Bruce Lee. [?-?] Bruce lee was [6] below average in bed, [1] which was actually one of the best performances he'd ever given, [19] which may have been in-spite of or due to Norris's utter excellence. Way to go Norris. The next morning, [10] the two agreed to meet again, at some point in the future.
[6] [?6+1?] About 3 weeks later, Norris eventually works up the nerve to call Bruce up, and Bruce [10-4] kinda remembers her! He [20] demands another date post-haste, and takes her on a romantic martial-arts-themed getaway
TO THE MOON! [16] Sweet, looks like the date was a smashing good time! [9+6] This is followed by another month of exciting dating, and it looks like the two of them are going steady.
[?9+2?] [?+?] [18] It's about this time that Norris learns he's carrying a passenger!
H She decides to break the news to Bruce at an excellent time: after a long walk on the beach at sunset, when the two of them are positively glowing with affection. Bruce is [20+8]
FUCKING ECSTATIC! In order to clear a way for his new son, and most assuredly grandest prodigy of all time, Bruce Lee trains to
yet another NEW SUPER-HUMAN LEVEL OF SKILL, releases two dozen new movies, cures cancer and uses his good will, fortune and prowess to take over [?]
half the globe! [11+5] Though they have some fights, [18] which sometimes involve
sweet literal interpretations of the word, the two of them are obviously a happy couple and stay together for the duration. [?1?] Marriage was never brought up, which [20] only pushed their relationship to greater heights, the mutual respect shared by both of them for each other keeping them together through thick and thin.
When it got close to the birth, the couple [17] read up on pregnancy and went to many excercises, learning just about everything they needed to know. The birth was [20+7] stupidly successful, carried out in a lavish ceremonial water-birth room with dozens of licensed doctors and midwives around to help. With such a successful birth, everyone welcomes the surprise that [Range:6+7= 13 Roll: 1]T Draconsis was born with a twin brother! Mutations? [13] The two of them are well-formed [?R100R13?] Oriental Dragons! Bruce Lee is [7+8] as happy as a new father that conquered half the world for his sons should be, while Norris is [11+7] also very happy, both about having children and that
he she had such an easy birth. [?13?] And the rest, they say, is history.
EU: Harness infinite soup into an infinite energy generator.
[16] The EU harness the power of the infinite soup cascade to make an infinite energy generator! [R6R1] IT'S NET-ENERGY-NEGATIVE! THEY BEGIN TO [R6R6] DRAIN THEIR OWN ENERGY AT A PACE EXCEEDING THEIR UNIVERSE'S OVERCLOCKING CAPABILITIES!
The EU's universe has melted.Fuck you, I do what I want!
[R6R4] Somewhere, kj thanks his lucky stars he lives in a 'free country'.
KJH: Examine own name.
[6] Kim Jong Hui finds his name satisfactory, but could do with some more magnificence. [8] He proclaims that any instance of his name is now to be In a glorious shade of [14]
LIME GREEN! ALL HAIL
KIM JONG HUI!
>Xantalos: Try to steal the ultimate soup.
[R6R5] Xantalos uses his eldritch powers to reach into the crumbling universe and steal the universe-destroying ultimate soup. Delicious.
K.J.H.: Dual-wield death-star-guns and conquer the Q.
[?1?]
KIM JONG HUI REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THOUGHTS WHICH REFUSE TO OBEY HIS WILL!
G.M.: Rhyme.
[?2?] Fuck...a duck.
G.W.G.P.S.: Doff.
[R6R3] GWGPS
D Doffs some horns, to scoff at thorns. But 'yikes!', for it's rather painful, like a rainfall, of spikes!.
GrizzlyAdamz: make a suggestion involving pasta.
[5] GrizzlyAdamz makes a witty post with pasta, fasta than most ditties ca' take. [?2?] RAM's head explodes, all to the ends of Hampton Roads.
T.R.C.: Coil Jormungandr into a lasso and lasso the plot.
[17][?1?] In the process of doing so, the nonsense does spread the GM's head!
Nothing happens. TRC remains an unknown entity.Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, All of the Lolcats: Produce a creature of unstoppable cuteness.
[R6R4] They form a team and make a meme with an arsenal of marginal cuteness.
E.U.: Produce a gun that shoots Chuck Norrises.
[R6R4]
Scans indicate
plans submersed in the pre-melt
universe.
E.U.: Annex Antarctica.
[R6R6] Just after the EU's collapse, a hidden fax of [?20(FUCK)v19(GODDAMNIT?] foreign Pat.'s founded a warren as the planet's frozen wardens. Only to find, they'd landed on the ocean.
Xantalos: Corrupt everyone's actions.
[1] Xantalos corrupts RAM's actions. RAM must now rhyme in order to post actions.
Mr.T: Get the Ts together and have a T party.
[R6R4] Mr. T gathers tea, T-shirts, & plastic golphing widgets and hosts a t-party, member-exclusive.
>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot
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>The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.
>The ExtraUniversals make the best soup in the multi-verse, somehow making it come out of the bowl it was made in infinitely, if poured out.
>The ExtraUniversals attempted to harness the power of the infinite soup-bowl, and inadvertently overheated their system's CPU with the amount of energy they lost.
>The ExtraUniversals had plans to make guns that shot Chuck Norrises.
>The ExtraUniversals launched a landing party to make a beachhead on earth's remote Antarctican continent- they landed on a frozen section of ocean shortly before their home universe melted.
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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate
>He is enjoying delicious ultimate-universe-destroying soup.
>He is forcing RAM to rhyme in any posts he makes which contain actions.
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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!
>Made a similar Gangam style parody.
>Kim Jong Hui begin to reform mandates, and the Extra-Universals temporarily back off.
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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon. Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die. You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack. This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed. The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe. It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed. It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present. The method of creating the portals is technological. The portal is one-way, in your direction. It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer. When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.
>Whenever another dragon approaches you, it is assimilated into you.
>The Great Wyrms need to eat soon.
>The Great Wyrms know about the 25% success rate of magic.
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>T. Dragonsis's sensei is dead
>T. Dragonsis has sworn revenge on T. Bear.
>T. Dragonsis has become another head of the GreatWyrm conglomeration.
>T. Dragonsis has caused an argument in the conglomeration.
>T. Dragonsis has a twin brother
>T. Dragonsis is an oriental dragon
>T. Dragonsis and his brother were begat by a love-&-kung-fu-fueled romance between Chuck Charlene Norris & Bruce Lee that leveled nations and cured cancer.
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>T. Bear is a robobear
>T. Bear has a fried sanity chip, causing actions used for him to be forced to not make sense!
>T. Bear is not strong enough to pledge himself to Xantalos.
>T. Bear has prank called GWGPSD.
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6) Remuthra must return kj1225's PlayStation before the end of the console war.
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