THE BATTLE COMMENCESArena:
A Level Playing FieldWith the resounding sound of an air horn, the fight is off! Jade Harley (kj1225) is the first to move, jockeying for position (5) and successfully executing a YOUTH ROLL over to the bleachers and taking cover behind an errant merchandise booth. Tom Bombadil (Xantalos) begins dancing, (3) snaring only those who roll a 1- Vander Allens (SomeStupidGuy) is helpless but to join the infectious dance, but nobody else is swayed. The Hydra (Greenstarfanatic) and Kyle Johnson (IronyOwl) get in a violence contest. Kyle tries to magically enhance himself, (3) but is still at a disadvantage to huge, many-headed Hydra. (4-1)vs(5) The Hydra successfully
CHOMPS KYLE'S HEAD OFF. Vander Allens, still dancing, attempts to go into the bleachers for a better point of attack (6) he manages to dance his way up the bleachers a ways before falling down the stairs, (1) where he
IMPALES HIMSELF ON HIS OWN CROSSBOW BOLT, DYING. Electroman (GreatWyrmGold) and Poundatron (flabort) charge eachother- (5)vs(5) both getting their attacks off simultaneously. Poundatron's cannons (1) misfire due to the electric shock attacks, and
POUNDATRON EXPLODES OUTRIGHT. Electroman (1) is grievously wounded by debris from the exploding robot. He's alive, but bleeding everywhere.
Kills: 3/4. Survivors: Jade Harley, Tom Bombadil, Hydra, Electroman.
Tom Bombadil (2) stumbles over while dancing. The Hydra, spotting easy prey, goes after him. The Hydra's many heads rear their maws (6+1) and
EAT EVERY SCRAP OF TOM BOMBADIL IN SECONDS, but are so voracious that the heads also eat many of eachother. The hydra grows two heads in the place of each, and now has far too many heads. Jade Harley, spotting an easy shot, fires her trusty hunting rifle at Electroman. (1) She shoots herself in the foot. Meanwhile, Electroman (5) survives his serious injuries to fight another day.
Kills: 4/4. Survivors: Jade Harley, Hydra, Electroman.
Another horn sounds, and the survivors feel themselves leaving their bodies, and returned to the pool of fighters.
If you created a character that survived, don't make one for the next round- your surviving characters will be shuffled in for the next fight.
-Kyle Johnson: A modern mage. Couldn't win a knife fight with a hydra.
-Vander Allens: Crossbow badass. While enchanted into dancing by Tom Bombadil, had a lethal fall down the stairs.
-Poundatron: An artillery-based Decepticon. His guns misfired and exploded due to Electroman's shock attacks.
-Tom Bombadil: 1 Kill. The enchanting guardian of the forests of middle earth. Eaten by a hydra.
-Jade Harley. Has an injured foot.
-Electroman. 1 kill. Still somewhat suffering from chest wounds.
-Schizophrenic Hydra: 2 kills. Has altogether too many heads.
PLAYER: Kills/Deaths/Rounds Survived
kj1225: 0/0/1
Xantalos: 1/1/0
Greenstarfanatic: 2/0/1
SomeStupidGuy: 0/1/0
GreatWyrmGold: 1/0/1
flabort: 0/1/0
IronyOwl: 0/1/0