Memory modification is beyond the skills of both a doctor and a ninja. Since I cannot modify memory, and no-one remembers me raping them, which is an interesting tangent, by the way, one can assume that I have never raped anyone.
Even ignoring how most memory-modification methods are medical procedures, which you (as, quote, "the most awesome ninja
and doctor to ever live") would be quite good at, you could have other skills. If one of those was memory modification, it's easy to see someone sufficiently paranoid or prepared (and what's the difference?) being able to hide that skill from everyone.
I'm sure you couldn't fit into the McBonald headquarters, but Mr. Boddie wasn't killed there, nor was his body found there. The bottom of a waterfall indicates someone dumped the body into the river, or was killed in the river, and you could certainly fit in that.
However, he wasn't killed in the river, and in any case the footage was not modified as you claimed.
A ninja who expects to be saving a lot more people then he hurts. Besides, I keep enough ninja stars and smoke bombs to make up for it. If you want a ninja with lots of swords, talk to my mother.
But you are, quote, the
most awesome
ninja and doctor to ever live." If you can claim such a title, there's no way you would have only one sword.
I admit to killing lots of people, all of which I was either legally bound to kill, or who died as a result of my not getting the right cure on time.
Under whose authority, and malpractice is still a crime.
And most of those were Paul Bunyan victims who fell into the traps of Poachers before I could shave them.
...Why did you waste time shaving them?
Hmm. I believe you may have spotted something the court may have missed. You see, while we were arguing for our lives, yes, I did try to deactivate the Instant Death Chair I am strapped to. Only to find it's almost impervious to sabotage. (DSP, have you got anything hooked up to the system yet? I can't really get my ninja tricks to work with so many eyes on me!)
And why would an innocent man fear the IDC, which is only detonated for the guilty?
((Those actions that portray that attitude were supposed to be a plan B, after all the talking was done. Oh, well.))
I also imagined that. I just imagined one of the heads making this case as Dr. Ninja was making his violent escape.
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